Shawn

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[Shawn @shawn0r]

Best thread ever! 🤣

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@coen197 @sambellcumi Which single spoon can do all of those measurements? If you haven't noticed, cooking and especially baking require exact measurements because it is 100% chemistry. It only becomes garbage after it has no use. I still use Tupperware that was bought before 1980. Learn the 3 R's ♻️

[Mr. Potato Head ⚡️ @MrPotatoHeadUSA]

Artist Yazi Yolcusu creates remarkable calligraphy using ordinary metal forks as his writing tools.

[bellaadinda @bellaadinnda]

illustration of the reality of the world of work

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@YourAnonNews I'm just gonna leave this here.

Kthx.

https://t.co/jsmz2xtTK2

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@SustainedO52884 @_learnskills It's promoting stupidity and tacky fashion. RFID reader grabs your info and the next day your money is gone and you now owe your bank negative balance charges at minimum. No one has two fucks to give about the card.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@_learnskills Gee, I wanna get my card info to every scammer and thief asap, too! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@TheCleanCarClub Who the fuck is retarded enough to try to fill the oil via the dipstick hole? Like 1 in 10 of these might work... But it's a life you're risking .. be it because of a fatal crash or behind bars cuz you thought you knew better. Cars aren't toys. Think it through.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@sirajperson @messedupfoods If you're not being paid minimum wage or even what you agreed to when hired, you contact L&I so they can investigate, fine the company and get you back-pay. While you're looking for a better job.

Hopefully this sign is just click bait, or they didn't stay in business very long.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@Malakai1174 @messedupfoods A tip and a gratuity are the same thing, generally speaking.

Where I live, the tips are often pooled and distributed between the non-management workers (unless they are your server) who were on staff at the time of your visit via a set formula or evenly. Each place is different

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@pratikdunya Question for those who didn't know these things (and over 16): have you been living under a rock or just oblivious and have no fucks to give until it was too late?

Always read the vehicles manual. It's where the fun stuff is.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@0nlyk1tt3n You didn't ask anyone anything... You just stole a video for clicks. Her answer is ignorance personified. He cannot be certified for a 3rd term unless he changes a dozen laws that aren't under his purview in the first place. She's definitely in the pedo cult.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@JACKCARTER009 Don't act like a stupid bitch if you don't want to be treated like one.

Going out for diapers because the baby needs them now... Yet gonna be gone for 3 hours??? Who's cheating on who here??? She's pathetic, delusional, narcissistic and a horrid person in the first place.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@JACKCARTER009 This video is illegal for the fact that audio is being recorded and consent wasn't established. Id sue her and file for full custody. She doesn't love him. Love requires trust. I'd have said the same fucking thing, but to her face, about being a helicopter cunt err uhhh... wife.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@BBCWORSHIPSISSY @dumblillyyy Clearly, you aren't familiar with PrEP or any of the other meds. 🙄🙄🙄

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@madhavator @atensnut Plus, if a woman is pregnant, she ceases to work for ~3-5 years. Especially at the poverty line or below. Often not going back to work until the child can take care of itself. Daycare is extremely expensive. Families are forced to spread out and are no longer free childcare.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@madhavator @atensnut You're delusional. There are plenty of people, not enough jobs/too many entitled people who don't want to work... Too bad aids and the other STI's ruined one night stand baby production. See the fact that every adult in a household needs 2 jobs to afford rent ruins your point.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@Festfolket @Liza137823 It's not borrowed when the colonists were FROM THERE. It's one of the most spoken languages in the world... because every single place you invaded/occupied, you forced them to learn and speak it. The colonists were running away from you and your oppressive monarchy. Nice try tho.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@ChelseaR0330 @Liza137823 You have some shit on your nose there Chelsea... Lick harder next time. JFC

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@mythofahero @MarkSuryan @MagaGrunt1 @Serenitee_Sam Oh the ottoman empire owes whites reparations??? Cool... That Doesn't negate what was done to blacks here.

[Shawn @shawn0r]

@mythofahero @MarkSuryan @MagaGrunt1 @Serenitee_Sam You can just say maga, it means the same thing.

So all the black daycare workers want to smother babies? Is that your point? They must kill millions of them every year then... Oh you just posted that for some sort of shock value to reinforce your (lack of a) valid point.