shawn

too shy shy hush hush eye to eye

[shawn @shawncouter]

There is never ever going to be a better villain origin story than the first X-men.

[shawn @shawncouter]

@vinylonsale Tres Gatos in Jamaica Plain (Boston) for all of those things at one spot. Plus they are super nice people.

[shawn @shawncouter]

@lanemoss @405pokefan But he isn’t even saying scoring. He is saying attempting. I’ve seen too many games that were 0-0 (including Columbia-Portugal tonight) where one team was better the whole game but we got a draw. I’m welcoming the knock-out rounds.

[shawn @shawncouter]

It is maddening that people don’t include Kareem in GOAT conversations. Everyone is tripping over their dicks about Wemby and KAJ was that guy with better footwork 50 years ago!

[HoopsHype @hoopshype]

Kareem vs. MJ at everything.

Surprised?

[shawn @shawncouter]

I would kill to hear Kevin’s 3 hours. Someone who grew up a fan and became one of the biggest stars (and worked with him a ton) and is thoughtful.

[Kevin Nash @RealKevinNash]

@arielhelwani @TheCJPerry I was personally interviewed for 3 hours. I went into depth on several topics, including the race incident. I had 30 seconds of air time. Surface is the intent and wasting people who were close. Their time

[Kevin Nash @RealKevinNash]

@arielhelwani @TheCJPerry I was personally interviewed for 3 hours. I went into depth on several topics, including the race incident. I had 30 seconds of air time. Surface is the intent and wasting people who were close. Their time

[shawn @shawncouter]

So the last time the Pistons won a home playoff game Tatum was the age Duece is now?

[Sean Grande @SeanGrandePBP]

Strange but true.

The Pistons beat the Celtics at the Palace in Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals.

May 26, 2008

They haven't won a home playoff game since...

...a drought that will now last for at least three more days.

[shawn @shawncouter]

@diedoflaughter I think you are allowed to tweet about th refs being assholes (and probably get fined for it)

[shawn @shawncouter]

@SirYacht_ The Ozzy’s shirt being NWO style has sold me.

[shawn @shawncouter]

We need guillotines back so bad. You hit a billion in net worth? Ok, here is a place to rest your neck. Evil asses.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Elon Musk says he has less than $850 million in cash, 0.1% of his net worth.

[shawn @shawncouter]

@vinylonsale @rbrgois

[shawn @shawncouter]

The very second I see Tatum switch to “doubtful” instead of “out” I’m going to fly to the fucking moon and take a shot of whiskey and then crash back down to earth ready to fight a whole army.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Injury Report update:

Sam Hauser - AVAILABLE
Neemias Queta - AVAILABLE
Jayson Tatum - Right Achilles Repair - OUT

[shawn @shawncouter]

@rbrgois @jakepaul Does this dipshit think that ICE solves crimes?

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[shawn @shawncouter]

I’m gonna say this is a pretty accurate list.

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

realness of cities:
- NYC: Real City
- LA: Real City
- Chicago: Real City
- Houston: Real City
- Phoenix: are you fucking kidding me?
- Philly: Real City
- San Antonio: Real City
- San Diego: Real City
- Dallas: Bunch of exurbs in a trench coat
- Jacksonville: Fake City

[shawn @shawncouter]

@diedoflaughter This is wildly accurate

[shawn @shawncouter]

Please please please!

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

The LOVE in bean town is crazy!!! Just sign me at the end of season 😂

[Mrs humphrey Bogart @Cocolasvegass]

Homemade nativity scene

[shawn @shawncouter]

Maybe just more people are listening to their uncle’s book recommendations!?

[James @exhaustdata]

We throw around the words “recession indicator” a lot but I don’t know what else to call the fact that so many of you are reading John Steinbeck rn

[shawn @shawncouter]

I didn’t know I needed this!

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION by Ken Burns is a six-part documentary series premiering this weekend on @PBS . I am honored to voice one of many voices in this monumental film. A MUST WATCH! 🔥