Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account)

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@Owly That's sweet of you! I just heard he did it to a friend too!

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

Based on this DM and the other rando who kept messaging me and then CALLED me via Instagram, I think I'm doing something wrong. Should I be weirder and more off-putting? Or should I just stop posting selfies?

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@Owly It's cool! I'm just blocking people. And wondering what the job description of "sugar baby" looks like. I considered replying.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@FilmHouseGVL All the bathrooms in Seattle had the worst toilet paper. I missed my good toilet paper while I was traveling.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

Oh, good toilet paper, I missed you most of all.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@joemoc I want to say I got it at TJ Maxx? They usually have an interesting selection of bathroom decor.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@Owly I assume you mean Herbie because Jim was just along for the ride!

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

BTS 4 Lyfe

https://t.co/QRsnaesFZx

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@joeyweiser @newjasonhorn Cool! That was a fun spot!

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@newjasonhorn @joeyweiser Mother's Ruin is cool! Honeytree Meadery is awesome! The Parthenon was amazing! And it was great getting to see the Horn family! Adam and I had a blast in Nashville.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@FilmHouseGVL Is there a specific title or character or creator you would focus on?

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

If you had to take a class for work on presenting and could literally present on anything (for 5 minutes) what would you present on?

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@pittsed_off And Masters of the Universe is a masterpiece.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@pittsed_off Not gonna lie, I enjoy Batman & Robin.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

They better actually be doing this East of Eden Netflix series or else everyone in Greenville (who asks what I'm reading) is going to think I'm a poser. I have always wanted to read this though. Pugh just gave me that extra incentive to bump it up to the top of my list.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@VriskaChat Interesting choice!

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

Let's say your partner wants to break up with you via a Cameo. Who would you pick to break the news to you? I'm leaning towards Max Cavalera.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@pittsed_off I'd be ok with this as a solid ending to a long relationship.

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@DerekBGayle That's a good one!

[Shawn Daughhetee (official parody account) @shawneliz]

@pittsed_off Your relationship is over. Bang!