Shawn the Mage, CFA

Likes: Cubs, shooting guards with a strap, girls, Illini basketball, puck. Dislikes: veggies

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Absolute meltdown on the 18th (disregard my boy’s score) #shrinkme

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Michigan fans storming the field is crazy fuckin losers

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

She’s engaged.

[Jeremiah “Laser” Cottonmouth @JeremiahLaser]

Oompa Loompa ate too much chocolate #pike

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Why is the orange line larping the brown line

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

@weggie_rayne Hell yeah Weg #tunedin

[Weggie Rayne @weggie_rayne]

How to get 6 pack abs in 10 minutes.

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Agammemnon is such an aura-farmer

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Hot take, The Odyssey might be my favorite Nolan movie

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

7am showing? Some people just want it more. #Odyssey

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

4 pints of Asahi deep at 22:05 and Harry Kane just sent England to the final

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Dames in the kitchen, living room is our domain #lockedin #draftkingsambassador #swissgrit #paddy

[Jeff “Erson” Knox @jeffknox55]

The kids are gonna be alright. #futuremasters

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Eye on the ball

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

@DaveyScuba Nice piece Scuba!

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Thinking about every time I went right hand on the left side during layup lines and I’m genuinely disgusted with myself

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

@deancummings31 Touse

[Dean Cummings @deancummings31]

Kappa Waterslide Tomorrow. Meta Glasses Activated.

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Anyone have bag

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

@leggothateggoo Nuke

[Shawn the Mage, CFA @shawnhazes]

Diego Pavia would be a great Cleveland Brown I think