Shawnflower

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[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

One year old loves picking up trash in public, wiping down surfaces, etc. and then looking specifically at women around him because he knows they love it and will react. Performative

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

my kid says he has a tummy ache and can’t finish his salmon, but ice cream would “get the tummy ache out.” where do they learn this shit

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

I feel like an old curmudgeon saying this but nothing is made well enough anymore to cost what it does

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[aero 🥒 | ent s4/pro s1/snw s4 @futchspock]

my mom thinks shes hilarious (crow outside my window, my dad hoped he'd be reincarnated as a crow, he killed himself)

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

White men have these violent fantasies of unaliving anyone who touches their daughter, but then a rapist comes along and they vote for him and put his name on their trucks.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

The police in the U.K. last night were not able to keep up with the 999 calls after women were battered by their drunk boyfriends and husbands. Children too. Because England lost a football game.

You fucking weak ass fragile pieces of shit. You over emotional child men cnuts.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We humans can go inside, but I’m heartbroken for the animals. The birds, the deer, the bears, the wildlife. They have nowhere to go.

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

This guy built industrial strength Beyblades that straight up burst into flames the moment they spin

[xan @G59_Xan]

i know you feel our soul tie too you avoidant fuck

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

My walk home on ketamine in which I got lost on my own block for an hour was, in many ways, my own ‘Odyssey’