Shawn Curtis

I'm on Twitter bc many people here stretch me to think harder. Sometimes I play @retro_bowl instead of paying attention in meetings.

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My favorite ride at Disney last week. Taking the kids to Disney was a fun, once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Mainly because I’ll never do it again in my lifetime.

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@sarahbsouthern So sorry, Sarah.

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@lukestamps Huh. One of those is a textbook for a chemistry class I was in.

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@shaunmcross In my 12 years in the Navy, I never once heard someone with a potty mouth or speak in a crass way about women.

Yet people just keep slinging mud at us and saying that we all “curse like sailors”.

It cuts so deep.

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Just me fulfilling me principal duty as a dad, to walk through the house turning off lights. 💡

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Also my current mood.

[Matt Puccio 🦬🏈❤️💙 @417MafiaMatt]

Says it all...

#GoBills

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@conservmillen Have you listened to the WNG podcast this morning? Two former Republican presidents already set the precedent. Reagan himself said ahead of time that he would select a woman and Bush announced he would replace Marshall with a black judge.

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@TheSassyBirdie @JDejenkins Most helpful thing I’ve seen on this app: the mute button on those is the second from the top on the right. Try it. Works every time.

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@taylorsschumann Your book changed my mind. Thanks for telling your story.

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@shaunwissmann People didn’t move around and travel the way they do now. Communities reached an immunity level much quicker and were more isolated from each other, generally.

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@drewdyck You’d really need to have this on your Christmas list to avoid being offended…

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@aimeebyrdPYW @CAHutch1990 You make that “joke” at a private company in 2021 - and you’re gone. You will be unemployed. Why are corporations leading the church in holding its leaders accountable?

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@sarahbsouthern @crosby_katie The Polar Express is one of my least favorite Christmas movies. I’d rather watch the Christmas Prince 7 or 8 or whatever number they’re on now than TPE. Sorry, Tom Hanks.

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@GingerSnapKid Could Baruch have been the real literary genius behind the scenes? 🤔

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@scottsauls I can JUSTIFY all things through a verse taken out of context..? 😜

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Thank you @DoorDash Inside Sales team for reaching out to me about my “large orders”.

No, I’m not catering lunches for my company.

Yes, we’re just a huge family and we order lots of food.

Apparently, often enough to trigger an alert.

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@RudyCerda Ryan’s Steakhouse

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@sarahbsouthern @paulmwall Have you read any of the “Lost World…” books by John H Watson yet?

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@samueld_james No one texts like this, much less 2 people. Perfect punctuation, spelling, and complete sentences? Please.

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@stewartdantec Cost of Uber and Lyft are VERY high right now in NYC. Better to use the subway and walk. A taxi would likely be more affordable than Uber right now due to driver shortage.