Michael

Gator don't play no shit #submarines. Wishing I was back in the #219

[Michael @Shawski18]

@ToneDigz After suffering through your beloved show Burn Notice, I’ve finally landed on Suits. I get it. Harvey Specter is THE guy. TNT does know drama #greenbackboogie

[Michael @Shawski18]

@grahamallen This will blow your mind: Active duty members on base will actively run inside before colors play at 08. The ones you see right outside building doors, just a step too late, don’t sing it either. Who fucking cares. Not like they wiped their ass while it was playing

[Michael @Shawski18]

@LargeBarstool Check out @playforjakeiu. They do great things

[Michael @Shawski18]

@austinbutcher21 I bet we both grab wrists harder. Fucking shameful

[Michael @Shawski18]

@krissyjones15 You get hacked or something?

[Michael @Shawski18]

@austinbutcher21 I hit my 4i, but I hit it perfectly this time and overshoot the pin by 30 yards

[Michael @Shawski18]

@austinbutcher21 @HammerDAHN WHEEEEWWWWWW DOGGIE! You work quick bud!

[Michael @Shawski18]

@BarstoolChief The fact that standing room only STILL goes for $60+ blows my mind

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

game worn @MikePitt_Jr jersey 🤩

RT to WIN ‼️ #ProBowlVote

@blue picks the winner.. 👀

[Michael @Shawski18]

@colleenrose15 @evanfoxy

[Michael @Shawski18]

@BarstoolChief *the front office

[Michael @Shawski18]

@BarstoolChief

[Michael @Shawski18]

@rxchelnoll BUT THE SCIENCE. At my wife’s and I wedding, I had one bottle of water to every drink approximately 9 EACH, after the first urination I was hitting the bathroom every 12-15 minutes. THERE IS A SEAL. I AM THE ANOMALY

[Michael @Shawski18]

@rxchelnoll Explain this science. I am 1/3 drunk and have not peed. IS THERE SUCH THING AS A SEAL

[Michael @Shawski18]

@ThatsHockeyTalk 5 hole

[Michael @Shawski18]

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT #ColtsNation

[Michael @Shawski18]

A missed XP? 13 FOR THE WEEK ARAHND THE LEAGUE. @PatMcAfeeShow WHAT IS GOING ON PAL

[Michael @Shawski18]

@Cut4 @MLB @whitesox @astros Dying. My blood pressure is teetering. And it’s only the 4th

[Michael @Shawski18]

Don’t know if @BarstoolChief is a south side guy, that’s on me, BUT LETS FUCKING GO

[Michael @Shawski18]

LETS FUCKING GO @barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief

[Michael @Shawski18]

All these singles making me think of the rippers