Shawtane Bowen

[Shawtane Bowen @shawtanebowen]

@JoeToplyn took your topical monologue joke writing seminar a few weeks ago at the pit. thanks for a great class!

[Shawtane Bowen @shawtanebowen]

Chipotle is the Starbucks of Mexican food.

[Shawtane Bowen @shawtanebowen]

My GF keeps giving mixed signals. One day she's like, "Hey, u need to grow up." The next day she's like, "Hey, u need to use baby wipes."

[Shawtane Bowen @shawtanebowen]

I keep forgetting to call my dad. Which is ironic because he's the one with Alzheimer's.

[Shawtane Bowen @shawtanebowen]

I have joined the land of twitter in an effort to write more jokes. Here goes.....