Shayan

DM me for best biryani recipe (Slide in my DMs)

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

@frailstate_xo Because it’s not real.

If you don’t know what gender you are, ask your mom.

[Md Riyazuddin @riyazmd774]

I simplified my 8 years of marketing lessons into minimalistic visuals.

1. Scarcity drives demand.

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

I love how people will gaslight you for being upset over something they did, and then use that to be angry at you 😭

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

get in loser

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Pay back

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

Throwback to the 5th grade when I liked a girl cause she had the same birthday as me 💀

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

@MikeTyson Poor man was out partying past his bed time 😞 Respect to both, fight shouldn’t have even happened imo #PaulTyson

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

Petition to start calling a Fleshlight a Blow-torch

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

Love is dead, long live degeneracy unfortunately

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

The tighter the leash, the harder they pull

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

They know the game because they played it, I know the game because I created it

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

I don’t get it. Do pretty girls think they’re too pretty for engineering or is that just in India?

[Hesh @HeshComps2]

@Warness99 @PicturesFoIder Why do people mention they're billionaires like they deserve less sympathy because they're rich?

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

Engineering college is a fvcking trap

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Augmented reality is amazing

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

Always carry a lighter to a party, even if you don’t smoke. You never know who’s gonna ask for one

[Shayan @shayanibiryani]

@PicturesFoIder You’re psycho if you’re saying ‘D’