shaytan

she/her

[shaytan @shaybado]

I hate this so much I’m actually deleting Twitter thanks elon for ruining everything

[shaytan @shaybado]

This is the dumbest business strategy I’ve ever heard I’m about to delete this app

[shaytan @shaybado]

This is the dumbest business strategy I’ve ever heard I’m about to delete this app

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Twitter is temporarily limiting the amount of posts a user can read daily, Elon Musk announces:

• Verified accounts: 6000 posts/day
• Unverified accounts: 600 posts/day
• New unverified accounts: 300 posts/day

[Rachel Gilmore @atRachelGilmore]

Police are investigating yesterday's stabbing at the University of Waterloo as a "hate-motivated incident related to gender expression and gender identity."

Horrific.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

🤦‍♂️

[shaytan @shaybado]

Getting featured on CCS was not on my 2023 bingo card but I’ll take it💙💛

[Canadian Cancer Society @cancersociety]

#RelayForLife was a huge success and we cannot thank YOU enough for participating and coming together with Canadians across the country. Together, we’ve proved our community is stronger than ever. This year, we raised over $4M. Thank you for helping us make a difference. 💛

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@94PLEASINGRRY I feel very bad!

[shaytan @shaybado]

My gut is very very hurts

[‽ @vzxyiz]

a female's gut is very very accurate.

[shaytan @shaybado]

This is the most fucked up take I’ve heard. Pro-life even if it means a short life of suffering for the baby and long-term trauma for the parents I can’t fucking stand you ppl

[Carmichael 🇺🇸🦬🦬🦬 @CarmichaelTm]

@CNN Well at least the baby lived a short time in it's mother's arms.
Better than none at all.

[shaytan @shaybado]

@allisonsann Ohh okay I felt really stupid for a sec (I say as if I didn’t just think it wasn’t real)

[shaytan @shaybado]

Idk why I thought chili’s wasn’t real

[shaytan @shaybado]

@allisonsann Wait it’s in Canada?? I’ve never seen one irl

[shaytan @shaybado]

Wait but this happened to me too when I was 3

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

Dad got squished between two cars

[shaytan @shaybado]

Me when they made my nose

[shaytan @shaybado]

It’s not even my birthday yet and I’m already crying cheers

[༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ @gothjafar]

this barbie is a dj

[shaytan @shaybado]

Root beer

[shaytan @shaybado]

Iced tea

[shaytan @shaybado]

Today my mom compared my taste in men to doing drugs in high school

[shaytan @shaybado]

Need a brown cat so bad