Shay🌹

ED RN | AUSSIE MOM | WIFE

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

My mom never yelled at me for getting things pierced or tattooed. My mom never held me back from going out with my friends or yelled at me when her alcohol went missing. She just wanted to know I was safe & I was mentally & physically okay. Parenting is not a dictatorship.

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

Whenever I do something manly I have to immediately take a shower to wash off all that toxic energy

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

Imagine growing up so financially secure that your parents could make everything happen with money 🤯

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

@AlyssaFowler1 Like melted caramel all over his face sticky. 🤮

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

Okay if I can’t bring my leashed dog in the store quick then you have to keep your screaming sticky ass child in the car too. Fr shut that thing up 🖕🏼

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

Are your bfs farts so bad they wake you up at night or are you single?

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

Next time my bf raises his voice at me I’m gunna tell him if he wants to continue being a dick he can fold his own Star Wars undies himself then

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

They always end up with the girl they told you not to worry about

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

If you take her y’all can take the woman with a penis too

[Sha’Carri Richardson @itsshacarri]

I’m sorry, I can’t be y’all Olympic Champ this year but I promise I’ll be your World Champ next year 🤞🏽⚡️.

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

@Amarf12 Fb. C

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

@TaylorrrU I fucking didn’t 🙄

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

My bfs ex wife was pregnant with a randos baby the whole time she was calling me trashy for dating him while he wasn’t legally divorced yet. Am I missing something??? 😂😂😂😂

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

Constantly stuck between being a hard bitch who don’t need nobody and wanting to by snuggled like a baby

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

Remember when y’all were washing all your groceries with Clorox wipes a year ago 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

Having a vagina is way more maintenance then having a dick. Argue me.

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

“Florence Nightingale was just a hoe with a lantern” - my crazy Russian ICU preceptor

[SPEAK @MoneyBaggYo]

Fuck me like u miss me it’s been a whole week 😫

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

I’m cranky

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

A home doesn’t feel like a home until you have THE person there to fill it with you 💕

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

My bfs farts could kill small animals

[Shay🌹 @shaybae6]

They are in your circle, not your corner. Remember that sweetheart.