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I say things here because nobody wants to hear me say them in person.

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I don’t get why people decorate their kid’s bedrooms so literally to their name. Ariel doesn’t need a mermaid Bedroom, Jameson doesn’t need whiskey, and Dick... well, you get the idea

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So when did @Arbys switch to thick cut slices? Definitely dry and not as good

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@BuschBeer @RaceSonoma #breakforbusch #sweepsteaks @RaceSonoma

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Loving the music on @slumberkins on @AppleTV

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@Etsy I wish contacting support was easier than having to resort to twitter. I sold an item with a 3-5 day processing time on 7/26/22. Seller app and my email say I have to ship by 7/29/22 or I’m late, but that’s not 5 day processing! #help #etsyhelp

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@thecannaknitter @etsystatus Yes 🤬 I missed the mailman and now get to load up the baby to drive to the post office

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@CocaColaRacing @CocaCola @NASCAR Always my husband ♥️

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I can’t be the only one who thinks @tacobell missed the opportunity to call this CinderBELLa or Tacorella. New slogan “where will you be when the clock strikes midnight?”

Beach – Cantina Crispy Melt Taco (Commercial) | Taco Bell https://t.co/J9oZIqJjg5 via @YouTube

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Why are the officials allowing obvious pacing with air horns at #TokyoOlympics2021 swimming? I’m curious what team the cheater belongs to… I haven’t figured it out yet.
It’s definitely one of the big teams, and they’re probably doing bad pacing when their swimmer isn’t in?

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@AmazonHelp Not yet, but I’d love to tell you about this experience

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It’s important to me that @amazon understands that I don’t keep “requesting delivery date changes” and that it is entirely XPO shipping dropping the ball and not showing up when they say they will.

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@ohheytommy I like @Heifer and anything that supports veterans and their families.

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Fun fact- walk through @Target obviously struggling to carry 6 totes and push your baby in a stroller and not a single person will offer to help. Not employees who make eye contact, and definitely not the asshats behind you sipping their Starbucks making fun of you struggling.

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I’m so glad that I no longer have my mom as my emergency contact. Get married, or your emergency contact will notice a missed call 4 days from now (after the emergency is over).

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@ThiccTeddy What’s your advice for someone who purchased good stock that then dropped significantly? I’ve been playing the hold and hope game for a while. Do I trust my original DD or bail and hope I can eventually build it back up?

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@ThiccTeddy I’ve had a rough month, never going to blame you! I’m the one ultimately making decisions with my money. Now, if I had sent you/someone my money to manage, I might feel differently (but I didn’t!)

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Dear @tacobell
Please teach your managers how to refund money on app purchases.
Sincerely, frustrated by “tell them next time you’re here my name and that I said you get free tacos”.

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Instant regret- Taco Bell boxes + pregnancy = way too much food and my tummy hurts.
And I still have to throw some out! 🤢

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@ThiccTeddy $uwmc

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@Canadian_Iracer @KeystoneLightUS @keselowski It doesn’t even work in all US states thanks to the varying laws 🤷🏻‍♀️