shay clancy

Take on the world one step at a time✌️ IG shayclancyy

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

@asteriababe Dude same I woke up thinking I dreamt about a long lost memory of witnessing space travel/aliens

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

Honestly not sure on what platform to share this information, but I somehow got added to a Spanish family’s group chat.

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

Had a dream I got mistaken for @annielederman and got a vip pass to a sweet cruise with @WhitneyCummings. Then Annie took my phone and kept it forever

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

@asteriababe Trash hbu

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

I’m not surprised, but cool that I put my summer tires on in time for more snow

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

@asteriababe So proud of you babe 😘

[morgan 🌝 @asteriababe]

i know it’s not much but i’m 10 days sober today so that’s pretty cool

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

Good morning except to those for whom I’ve held the door and they did not reciprocate by holding the subsequent set of doors for me.

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

Now that I’m 25, one year closer to the age of Meredith Blake, her behaviour is becoming more and more reasonable to me.

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I’m just saying, if you make me pay $100+ for a textbook you better not only ask me to read 3 pages.

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

So I guess @WhitneyCummings is absolutely not someone to call to help bury a body. Unless maybe she just holds the shovel and gags?

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

Y’all ever stretch so hard you go deaf for a second, or...?

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

@JoeSantagato Oh yeah, bears needed weapons to beat us. Claws and size were not enough.

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

@JoeSantagato Lol remember when you told the girl with trichotillomania to keep pulling through?

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

Whatever happened to Duloc after Dragon are Lord Farquad?

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@Hersheys eggies are better than mini eggs. There. I said it.

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

Still not over @TheKrattBros giving a snow monkey a snowball and watching it put it in the hot spring and then being very confused as to where its snowball went.

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

In the fall I went on a 3 day trip to the mountains and ended up staying an extra two days. Thank god I packed 15 pairs of undies so I’ve now validated that habit of mine.

[shay clancy @shayclancy]

Good luck to the youngest person alive because this is the father @chrisdelia #incorrigible ps I pray this is a real parenting style

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

MOVING ON AFTER A BREAK-UP
- healthy, mature

SWEARING OFF ALL MEN & LIVING OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WEARING A TATTERED OLD WEDDING DRESS IN A RUINED MANSION, HEART CONSUMED WITH BITTERNESS
- a satisfying alternative, and a vibe