So I walk into the house and fall to the floor and scream cry for 15 minutes and guess what my dog does??? Nothing! He walked by me to go lay in his bed. So if any of you want a dog that doesn’t care about your feelings you can have him.
Wow I really am diverse in who I’ll date. I’ve dated people with mental illnesses, people in special ed, trans people, gender fluid people, girls, boys and the actual fucking devil
Fuck you Jess
Ultrasound Tech:If you hear a heartbeat it’s your ovaries
Me:you can hear my heartbeat in my ovaries?
UT:well it’s a pulse so you can hear it anywhere
Well no fucking duh Kim but you’ve been sticking shit up my vagina and refuse to talk to me I’m just try a make conversation
Im trying to blow this little girl’s mind by showing her that Lapis Lazuli is an actual thing and not just from Minecraft now tell me why the hell id the first thing that comes up fucking Lapis Lazuli dicks