Shaye

Here to lower your expectations one tweet at a time

[Shaye @shaye1230]

You ever see someone from your past and think

oh...ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵃˡⁱᵛᵉ

[Shaye @shaye1230]

And we’re both girls 🤭🙈👩‍❤️‍👩

[Shaye @shaye1230]

What If we kissed In Area 51 while the aliens watched 🙈🥴👽 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👽

[Kyirl @shayeirl]

What am I doing with my life anymore

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@Gaaaaabbbss @exxplct @_missbunn @ChelseaParlett @dsquintana The rabbit is adorable! But your haiiiir you are so cute my god

[Shaye @shaye1230]

So I walk into the house and fall to the floor and scream cry for 15 minutes and guess what my dog does??? Nothing! He walked by me to go lay in his bed. So if any of you want a dog that doesn’t care about your feelings you can have him.

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@tor_hanyo Literally take you like 2 hours to make this to crack one fucking egg

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@LuvahBwoi 😡

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@wallacelucasii @mookjpg And you better hope that the entire house is cleaned

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@LilNasX

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@fishterio @poppoIIs Aight welp see you in prison my dude

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@fishterio @poppoIIs in the same boat who even is she??

[Shaye @shaye1230]

What If we kissed In Area 51 while the aliens watched 🙈🥴👽 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👽

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@bobbijai6 Some name I made up for this joke tweet I’m just too much of a wimp to use a real name

[Shaye @shaye1230]

Wow I really am diverse in who I’ll date. I’ve dated people with mental illnesses, people in special ed, trans people, gender fluid people, girls, boys and the actual fucking devil

Fuck you Jess

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@SaltyFeminism Don’t we just love trash people?

[Shaye @shaye1230]

Zazu: you guys are going to be married one day

Nala and Simba:

[Shaye @shaye1230]

Zazu: you guys are going to be married one day

Nala and Simba:

[Shaye @shaye1230]

Ultrasound Tech:If you hear a heartbeat it’s your ovaries

Me:you can hear my heartbeat in my ovaries?

UT:well it’s a pulse so you can hear it anywhere

Well no fucking duh Kim but you’ve been sticking shit up my vagina and refuse to talk to me I’m just try a make conversation

[Shaye @shaye1230]

Thank fuck. Finally some good news.

[Satan @s8n]

I have a special announcement to make...

You and everyone you know and love will be dead one day.

[Shaye @shaye1230]

@tor_hanyo 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

[Shaye @shaye1230]

Im trying to blow this little girl’s mind by showing her that Lapis Lazuli is an actual thing and not just from Minecraft now tell me why the hell id the first thing that comes up fucking Lapis Lazuli dicks