ShayShayallday

Easily excited, perpetually curious
powered by sunshine
Therapist in training, mom to all ❤️

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

Fighting conservative thoughts as you get older

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Love living in end stage capitalism where a parking spot makes more an hour than I do as a medical professional

[On Limits @missleighcarter]

Lmaooooooooo bitch!

[ARINZECHUKWU 𝕩 @mayor_arinze]

Funny babies 🥹😂 — tiny humans, endless entertainment.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

The 90s were unhinged 🫢

[raj/ravoluzen🐲 @ravoluzen]

just putting this out there cus it genuinely altered my brain chemistry when i was in a limbo

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

*whispering near straight guy’s phone so they get targeted ads* hemming, tailoring, hemmed pants, pants that fit, tailor, tailors near me, how to get pants hemmed

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[mary oliver’s evil twin @mitenkabutgirl]

my ideal relationship is the one in which we ask each other questions for the rest of our lives

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

my superpower is that i can tell u 20 stories while only trying to tell 1

[pingu @pingu4ll]

your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Let your children see you have fun. Sprinkle it in whenever you can; Sing while you're stuck in traffic, dance when you're cleaning the kitchen and laugh at your own mistakes. Fun doesn't have to be reserved for weekends & vacation. Show your children how to enjoy life even in the mundane routines; they'll watch, learn and do the same.

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[nylaWHO @nylawho1]

I’m actually crying this is so fkn funny

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

Free your inner silly goose. Then ride it into battle