Shay Ya! by OutKast

I’m like an elephant. I walk in a room and people are like “okay he’s in there”

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What if I don’t want virgin olive oil? What if I want my olive oil to be experienced? You know... an olive oil that knows what it’s doing

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Tooth gems look like cartoon cavities and you cannot convince me otherwise

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Love is Blind is king of picking the most average looking line up of men possible and the most gorgeous list of women they can find just for half the men to be like “I don’t know that she’s petite enough for me to be considered what’s normally my type”

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Guys… we did it. We’re marrying that dude. We got the damn ring.

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I don’t even care how cheesy it is, but I never understood “when you know, you know” and genuinely thought it was all bullshit… until I met my boyfriend.
Swear on my life I will marry that man. Soon.

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So let me get this straight… we don’t get loan forgiveness OR cheap gas???

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Dr. Strange movies give me Shark Boy and Lava Girl vibes and I can’t explain why

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“I hate being the center of attention” says Kourtney Kardashian in her self-produced documentary on Hulu about her three weddings

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Literally lol at 16 year old me adding over 10lbs to my weight on my first license to add up to 127 “in case I got fat” when I’m older.
You dumb bitch, you have no idea what’s coming fighting for your life stay around 160 at 25 years old

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I don’t even care how cheesy it is, but I never understood “when you know, you know” and genuinely thought it was all bullshit… until I met my boyfriend.
Swear on my life I will marry that man. Soon.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

*fucks up really badly* God’s plan

[Shay Ya! by OutKast @shayla0912]

Passed my prog check. Your girl can officially fly planes solo people 💁🏼‍♀️

[skip intro @chuchugoogoo]

(pointing to menu) and the tots, are they tatered in-house?

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

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When I hear people say they just “can’t understand” why I shut down my ex so hard for years and don’t miss him because he just “seems so sweet”

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What would I do for a @Klondikebar?Probably never get rid of choco taco. Idk, never eat any other Klondike product because literally all I care about is the choco taco?
I eat 3 of those a week to this day. You’re going to rip the the last bit of joy I have in the day from me???

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@ah_woods It can be funny at times, so I learn to roll with the punches 😂

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@ah_woods I feel this. This is my stepdad responding to me about an update on my school loan.

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I do not understand the term “assless chaps”
…All chaps are assless. If chaps had an ass they’d just be pants

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Me starting at a new school for a new career in a new town with a new singular relationship status all alone in a matter of a week