Shayna Douglas

Sapphic Romance Author or whatever

[ChillyWeirdoInACoffin💀 🖤🗡 @ChillyWeirdo]

I know a lot of people have been waiting for more sapphic books like this: a rivals to lovers sapphic hockey romance! Skating the Line comes out March 2, 2027.

[Chris @citehchris]

cutting a piece of smoked gouda and tucking it in my lip like a zyn

[zane* @zaneugh]

The Life Of A Showgirl

[vivian @blewmarine]

when life gets so bad u have to focus on pilates and female friendship

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

In order to fully tell the story of my breakup to my friends I must begin with the day I was born

[happpppiii @aulsaints]

How it feels when you fly over a curb and there’s nothing wrong with your tires

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

A coffee shop not opening until 8AM…I’m sorry ?? Did you know that sloth is a sin

[arp @frootifan1989]

sign me up when they have yearn island

[Shayna Douglas @shaynamdoug]

“I asked chat gpt”

Well I asked the babbling brook and it says you’re a little bitch

[Shayna Douglas @shaynamdoug]

Just bodied my entire bag of Miss Vickie’s and crave still hasn’t uploaded the new episode of love island HELLO?

[farha @shutyourhell]

If it’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged

[kb @miss___kb]

Men on the abductors and the stairmaster . Omg . You getting a matcha after princess ?

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

whenever i’m eating a good sandwich it’s like yeah :) maybe i do like this little life

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[charlie @chunkbardey]

time to get dressed! first things first: who am i and what do i look like?

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I get in Ubers and just start lying

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Smoking a cig in full lululemon… Gwyneth Paltrow come get y’all juice