Shayne Sherbet

Weird homie, mad scientist

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

Gf is out of town type of wylin

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

Do you wanna take this outside, sweetie?

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

These ain’t your dad’s pancakes

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

So no Pickle Rickathelon??? #Olympics

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

Boutta have a Fresca for sure this half. Maybe two if it gets crazier

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

Idk kinda feels like we’re living through a core memory fr fr

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

Now THIS is a core memory. History tells us Wild West core memories just hit different.

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

GOOD MORNING FROM THE DAWGS.!!

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

When I do house chores and don’t hit the 9 am bong

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

It is so tragic how broken the Euphoria kids are. It’s a tragedy. Devastating stuff. All these little fuckers are fucked up big time. Aren’t they fucked up big time to their cores and irredeemable? 😜

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

The Olympics aren’t even that fun, and “oh, limp dick 😔” is a terrible thing for your partner to say.

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

You Me
VVVVV VVVVV

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

Dave Matthews be like 🎶 DO DO DEE DEE DEE DOO DADA DEE DADA DEE DEE DEE DOO DAH D-D-D-Dooooooo she is cooooooooooool 🎶

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

The math teacher at Euphoria High School (not familiar with the show, only tweets)

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Aaron Rodgers: I am in the crosshairs of the woke mob that is trying to put the final nail in my cancel culture casket

Jimmy Garoppolo:

[Zenaida Huerta @zxnaida]

we should listen to this guy

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

My gf will be like “the hangers not being organized by color, size, and material doesn’t bother me.” Lol babe, it doesn’t bother me either but that’s how they have to be?

AITFreako?

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

Gettin really into NFTs:

Norah
Freakin
(T) Jones
Songs

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Im so hungry I had a dream about food and jus as i was sittin down to eat I woke up..ahhhh

[Shayne Sherbet @shaynetitanski]

Watched The Social Network for the first time yesterday. THIS GUY certainly behaves strangely and has a few enemies