Shayna

There’s always money in the banana stand LA • OR • NY

[Shayna @shayngler]

Hey @NJTRANSIT how do you justify a reduced PATH schedule on weekends when your platforms look like this? It’s overcrowded and unsafe. Riders deserve better service. #NJTransit #PATH

[The Duck @TheOregonDuck]

sleeping beauty

[rad thing (bunny hop) @Rad323]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

His job is beach

[Shayna @shayngler]

Remember when this was a show about robot cowboys #Westworld

[Shayna @shayngler]

“You’re not fat, you’re just overweight” #NanaQuotes

[Shayna @shayngler]

The girls who rolled their Soffe shorts twice get it. And the girls that don’t, don’t.

[The Duck @TheOregonDuck]

turducken

[Shayna @shayngler]

He’s here! He’s there! He’s every fucking where!

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Brett Goldstein wins the #Emmys award for outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series for his role as Roy Kent in #TedLasso: https://t.co/VF6dkm1jwM

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

My strong opinion is the Olympic equestrian horses should get their own medals to wear

[Erin Horwitz @erinhorwitz]

I’m Sorry, But You’re All Wrong https://t.co/x3EralHAno

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s inevitable

[Shayna @shayngler]

Explain to me how I can order 8 pairs of various jeans in the same size, from the same brand, at the same store and half will be too big, while the other half are too small. Women sizes mean NOTHING and I’m sick of it!

[Shayna @shayngler]

My all time favorite show is Arrested Development. My all time favorite character on my all time favorite show...that’s Lucille Bluth. Her sharp delivery and menacing cackle still makes me laugh with every rewatch. This is a tough loss.

Time for some vodka and piece of toast.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Jessica Walter, the award-winning actress whose career spanned five decades, passed away in her sleep at home in New York City on Wednesday, March 24th https://t.co/bucNe6cJvy

[Ali Buckwalter @Ali_Seiple]

If a potato can become vodka, then I can become a doctor

[Shayna @shayngler]

Sometimes I forget my dog isn’t actually related to me