Shaily Cripe

[Shaily Cripe @shaytc]

Survivors collect crows while waiting for Jason to pop out. If we start a generator we get whacked. It’s awful. Please balance this for everyone.

[Shaily Cripe @shaytc]

@DeadbyDaylight You need to nerf the cooldown time and length that Jason can be in Omnipresent state. Matches are running way too long because Jason just wanders around until survivors get tired of waiting. It’s boring.

[Shaily Cripe @shaytc]

@nintendolife Minish Cap on GBA

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Interviewer: “Do you have any management experience?”

Me:

[Shaily Cripe @shaytc]

@RPM_PlayStation @PlayStalgiaX

[Brayden @SirBrayden]

Good luck everybody!

[Shaily Cripe @shaytc]

@PlayStalgiaX

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

thank you for everything ⚡️

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners will understand this

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I want to watch the Ticketmaster CEO try to buy concert tickets during a presale.

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

should I lock Alec Pierce in my basement and force him to sign the contract papers?

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Matt @DisneyScoopGuy]

Sorry but I can’t get excited about an animatronic that is going to eliminate multiple cast members’ positions, especially when they’re artists. The literal backbone of The Walt Disney Company

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

Part of what makes the Olympics special is that it's one of the only sports broadcasts left that hasn't been enshittified. There are no ads on the uniforms, no ads on the playing surface, and no live in-game FanDuel/DK betting segments. It's how all sports broadcasts *should* be.

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

[Shaily Cripe @shaytc]

Popcorn is one of those foods you never crave but once you smell it you need to have it.

[Shaily Cripe @shaytc]

I have never used a photo booth and been convinced that the designer had more than one human being capacity in mind.