*loud mahu laugh

[dyki meeks @lezzaminnelli]

C’MON ERIKA KIRK !!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[Di🦋 . @BlasianAnna]

Just updated my resume.

Spirit Airlines
12/10/17-05/01/2026
Senior Advisor

[Ms.Squiggly @Diiimples_]

@deeore5 i literally hope my grandkids feed me a tab of acid while i’m on hospice. i wanna be in different dimensions when i go out.

[☆ @seadave1a]

getting beat up and hearing “no let them fight” is so fucked up 😭😭🥲

[ivi @ivibuni]

he pulled my panties to the side and my vape fell out

[ravn @mfnravn]

i bet getting fingered by somebody who know sign language go crazy

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

I asked my coworker what’s wrong because she seemed so off and she said "I'm tired of pretending I like you guys" and honestly? same.

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

“I only paid for a bump and she gave me a whole bag. YAY ME!”

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i turned wine into barf last night, your move jesus

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

this btch i fought in middle school was my delivery person for my food i was so confused opening my door i thought that ho wanted another round 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

nah ...wrong person and a waste of time

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

RIP Shakespeare you would’ve loved Kanye West

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Job applications need to stop asking if they can contact a previous employer. Why are you so insecure? Don’t worry about my ex, let’s focus on us.

[carson @carsonstrash]

i'm 100% gay but i make out with girls in the club

[Riċ @ricblurs]

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

[jovan @ehjovan]

when youre on drugs your eyes should change colors like cocaine should make them blue and ketamine should give you sharingan

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

You gotta be 1 ugly ass bitch for a nigga to tell you he has a girlfriend

[Keen @keenwontmiss]

i was arguing w this little girl on roblox cause she called me a dumb 12 year old so i told her im 25 why she say "girl go clock in" ok girl now im pissed😭