shuga

jar girl. loves books. can’t see.

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I don’t really have ambition, I just have a string of passions that drive me for a year or two until it’s time to change course again.

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I just remembered we are nearing hoochie daddy shorts season 🥲

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Everytime I think about the Irwins I just fully sob. We should create worldwide monarchy for them. They would take care of us

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It doesn’t count as speeding if you’re doing it with a pure heart and good intentions

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Just a girl and her Harry Potter fan fiction against the world

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I’m back bitches commence tomfoolery

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I am not, nor have I ever never have been, demure. I got a mouth on me

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Hmmm… What unhinged personal care task can I accomplish today while my husband plays pretend with the homies

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Not only is this road unnecessary (it’s a shortcut - & not even that much shorter) it would have numerous negative effects on the wildlife (tortoises! 🐢 ) and existing protective laws. It’s really easy to leave shit alone.

Read if you like! https://t.co/r652oX0jXC

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Your silence will not be forgotten.

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Nicola Coughlan reminding everyone what being hot is and paving the way for big tits summer 2024 thanks Queen we love you

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Your real friends are whoever you tag in an Instagram giveaway

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My confidence comes from being the most competent employee at a Denny’s

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Do y’all remember I wrote a poetry book during the pandemic? That’s crazy. Wouldn’t it be crazy if some of y’all bought it? 👀 https://t.co/23QTuXELYN

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@scotteemikel I do not have a single unique experience and in this instance I’m very comforted

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I have two aunts (from different families) who have been best friends for like twenty years and have gone through affairs, polyamory, & a husband swap, and the continual coparenting of like 12 kids. My family is truly so dysfunctional and it’s just another Wednesday for me.

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Taco Bell doin me dirty by taking the chalupa out of the $5 box that was cold

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I admit to having an obsessive personality and right now that obsession is ACOTAR and every single meme that anyone has ever made in reference to it

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Kids I used to babysit have kindergarteners this year. 😶

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Zach made an excellent dinner for me so then I asked if he wanted to make a baby.