[phone rings]
mary kate: olsen & olsen mystery agency!
ashley: we solve any crime by dinnertime!
[beat]
mary kate: [covers phone] he says his wife's been shot
ashley: hang up
praying for @ddlovato and her health. When I was 14, she was an idol to me in how she spoke so openly about mental health. And now she continues to inspire thousands of young men and women with her body positivity messages. Addiction and mental illness doesn’t discriminate. 💔
#DaveMatthews' 11-year-old might have rock 'n' roll dreams. Hear what he told his dad after a @davematthewsbnd show

Hear band members discuss musical influences, life on the road & their favorite DMB tunes on @SXMJamON (29) this wk & stay tuned for the channel launching 7/2!
After almost 3 years of battling with immigration, my mom was finally allowed to come back to America. She arrived today and surprised my brother, who was 7 when she left, and this was his reaction.
The fact that I am having a meeting is a major loss for the U.S., say the haters & losers. We have our hostages, testing, research and all missle launches have stoped, and these pundits, who have called me wrong from the beginning, have nothing else they can say! We will be fine!
YOU have never served a day in your life. I just retired after 21 years of service. Stop telling people why we do it. None of us serve to protect the anthem or a flag. We serve to protect rights. ALL RIGHTS. Stop acting like you understand that better than we do. https://t.co/z5vcyqLZnl
“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.