Shaz

Dev by day, thief by night, liar by afternoon

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otherwise

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Indian companies want freshers with 2 years of experience.

Colleges want students with 75% attendance.

Internships want candidates who have already completed internships.

And parents want everyone employed by 23.

At this point. the only people qualified for entry level jobs are people who already have jobs.

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@devops_nk The internet has convinced people that having just one job is a financial disorder

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@sankitdev They've run out of problems to solve. so now they're solving problems they created

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@lalitgrateful 9am club is open too. We just don't hold press conferences about waking up

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@IndianTechGuide Motherfuckers will redesign the entire ceiling before fixing what's making students suicidal

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Motherfuckers will redesign the entire ceiling before fixing what's making students suicidal

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🚨 A university in Gujarat is installing spring-loaded "anti-suicide" fans across its hostels.

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@Adult_humorr He'll probably ask ai to summarize it 😭

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A junior developer using ai to write 500 lines of code is apparently cheating.

A senior developer using ai to write the same 500 lines is called leveraging modern tooling.

Salary difference: ₹28 lakh

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@lalitgrateful I still can't get payout because I'm not monetized 🙂

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@IndianTechGuide we need to shut down 70% of engineering colleges and turn them into wedding halls. at least they'll generate employment

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we need to shut down 70% of engineering colleges and turn them into wedding halls. at least they'll generate employment

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 The combined headcounts at Indian IT firms TCS, Infosys, HCLTech, Wipro, Tech Mahindra, and LTIMindtree.

October 2025 - 822,144
October 2026 - 797,722

A decline in headcount over the past year in the IT sector.

(Xpheno)

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@unfiltered_ajit Someone at infosys is probably taking notes

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imagine an IT company announcing that employees can donate their unused sick leaves to coworkers.

within six months, there would be an underground sick leave economy.

senior developers selling migraines for ₹4000, freshers borrowing fevers at 18% interest, and HR launching an investigation into fraudulent tuberculosis.

capitalism always finds a way.

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@Koolkat6000 Real crime is making money without giving the company a percentage

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My company has a strict policy against moonlighting.

Meanwhile the CEO is an angel investor, motivational speaker, podcast host, startup advisor, LinkedIn influencer and board member of 4 companies.

Apparently the sun only shines on the top floor.

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@UtkarshLuthra Bro has built a pyramid scheme out of his own job titles

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@CodenameBazinga Employees aren't eligible for daylight apparently

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@rustyalgo We need to upgrade from employees to celestial bodies

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@Choley_Bhature the secret is to put founder in your bio

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@_jaydeepkarale corporate multitasking final boss

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@_jaydeepkarale Soon we'll need referrals to become unemployed

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job market so bad my cousin got laid off from his unpaid internship