Shazzy

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[Shazzy @shazirene]

Late night thoughts - life is fragile. Death is near. So be nice, be kind. Apologise whenever it's due. Lower your ego. Accept the apologies. Accept life, be better. Be sincere in everything you do. Don't be a hypocrite.

[SejaFi 🇲🇾 #JohorArcIsOver 🇵🇸 #FreeOrPartition @sjfi_twider]

Bukan nak mengeruhkan suasana, tapi kadang the reasons why tragedi melanda orang Melayu dipandang sepi berbanding yang lain adalah kita mudah memaafkan.

Tiba masa orang kita perlu bertegas. Betul, nyawa tak boleh diganti, tapi ketegasan kita boleh menyelamatkan lebih nyawa.

[Shazzy @shazirene]

Dah la mai tempat orang, buat perangai kiasu conquer 2 petak sekaligus.

[Amirul @amirulimananuar]

@bharianmy Tun Mahathir umur nak 100 pn aktif lagi. Baik naikkan umur persaraan jd 100 je

[morello @rdzaminhat]

Cikgu cikgu tak payah record students for content lah, that’s not the job.

[Abah @chairmanGLC]

Took the land from Palestinians
Plant non native tree species that was susceptible to fire
Caught wildfire
Blame Palestinians

Zionists are clowns 🤣. May the fire spread and destroy the settlers ♥️

[Shazzy @shazirene]

@eiffajamalulail Hahahaha Naail haritu tanya daddy puasa apa Naail nak puasa jugak. Daddy dia cakap puasa sunat syawal, dia jawab “nooooo naail taknak sunat lagi!”.

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

If saying this antagonizes you, then you’re undoubtedly the bad guy

[Faisal Tehrani @MohdFaizalMusa1]

Bagaimana kita boleh menjunam dari Seloka Hari Raya (Hail Amir Uji Rashid) ke Sayang Ya iya sayang? You ada mana sekarang? Dah kenapa sayang?

[Shazzy @shazirene]

@radenfadhli Benda mudah

[Muzuza @Muzuzxck]

Elakkan bergurau dengan rakan “eh kau bukan kena ikat ke Ramadhan ni?”. Kawan kita bukan syaitan dan tak baik mengatakan sebegitu. Syaitan adalah sekeji makhluk yang direjam adapun manusia adalah makhluk yang Allah muliakan.

Kita sama-sama betulkan kalam kita.

[Chris Enteri @ChrisEnteri]

Nothing personal but i dont think the word “fair” should have been used in this context.

What is fair to you might not be fair to the victim’s family.

[Shazzy @shazirene]

Geram jugak ek pegi pet store tanya pasal makanan kucing tapi orang kedai taktau jenis taktau jenama taktau semua yihhh.

[ALAN CUBA SABAR @IniAlalalannn]

Ya tuhan.. susah ya nak masuk syurga 😂

[Shazzy @shazirene]

@LynndaCC Tak.

[Shazzy @shazirene]

Rasa tak best bila orang tegur kita and kita tak kenal and tak ingat penah kenal orang tu. Orang tu pulak tegur siap bgtau dulu dia kat mana, penah meeting sama-sama tapi kita tak register langsung 😓

[Shazzy @shazirene]

Kalau cemni aku takleh dah la makan soup noodles pasei kitonyo tak reti guna chopsticks, licin.

[Ooi Beng Cheang @luxentX]

Proposal for Malaysian Food Guidelines:
1. Char Kuey Teow Basah should be labelled clearly to avoid confusion with char Kuey Teow kering.
2. Soup noodles must be eaten with chopsticks.
3. Roti Canai must not be eaten with mayonnaise in public.
4. Nasi Lemak bungkus must be served with at least 1/3 of an egg. A tissue thin egg omelette the size of a stamp is prohibited.
5. Any fusion food of national food heritage must be labelled as fusion to not confuse hard core fans. Nasi lemak shaped like a cake is not nasi lemak cake.
6. Food reviewers must state the price of the food and use more than 'sedap' and 'sangat sedap' to describe the food.

More guidelines will be issued over time. These are just guidelines and not rules, to ensure harmony.

[Ooi Beng Cheang @luxentX]

Siapa perniaga potong nasi ayam sampai tulang dia berkecai jadi serpihan, patut kena cucuk dengan tulang ayam tajam. Kesian siapa ada tulang tersepit di gigi, tecucuk gusi.

[Nostradaus @Fird_4u5]

@Marchfoward Penembak:

[Ada Owerri 🤍 @dii_imma]

Lil man is super talented!