Shazmin Ali Ahmed

Wifey & momma...think that covers that

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I think this game broke my family...I don't even recognise my daughter
#monopoly #humour #familytime #gametime

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In a world where technology allows us to see anything, anytime, anywhere.
We choose to be blind to the suffering of the people of Palestine
Humanity fails.
#FreePalestine #gaza_under_attack
#PalestinianChildren #Gaza

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I dropped one rich tea into my brew.
I tried to save it with another rich tea....I dont know why....I panicked.There was no spoon! Now I'm sitting here with no rich tea and no brew 😒
#MummyDiaries #momlife #humour #fun #teatroubles #Twitter

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You know your life needs a little more purpose when you get excited about the weather being good enough to put the clothes out to dry 😒
#humour #jokes #laugh #life

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Watching tele and an ad comes on about Rom-coms....
Me: My whole LIFE is a romantic comedy
Daughter: No...YOUR whole life is more com and no rom
Hubby: "Hey!"
#funniness #FunniestTweets #laughter #sarcastic #sarcasm #daughters

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Exemplary leadership from @jacindaardern. Muslim communities across the globe thank you for caring for our brothers and sisters in need.
New Zealanders should be proud.
#NewZealandTerroristAttack #JacindaArden #Christchurch

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To the PM of New Zealand.
Wonderful example of compassion, kindness and care seen from you. Show them how it's done! To the people of NZ.....You are all amazing. The tributes and your continuous outpour of love. Kia Kaha x
#Christchurch #NewZealandTerroristAttack #JacindaArden

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Lunch at mommas house.
#foodies #food #steak&rice #stuffed https://t.co/hUhsOOaJg9

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#ntedza #monkeynuts #africanvibes #malawi https://t.co/gewy1iZnGN

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Brekkie with bestie
#cueleicester #foodies #foodporn #leicester @ Leicester, United Kingdom https://t.co/59no4EDojC

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I married this guy
#humour #funnytexts #husbandandwife #FunniestTweets #funniness

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School uniforms.
My kid better stay the same size for the year.
#broke #extortion #whythough #backtoschool

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@theemyagrace @4zeem That new pair of kicks you got for that bargain price of 50 quid? They paid like 25 tops.
#crazytimes #realtalk #listisendless

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@theemyagrace @4zeem mr Patel on cornershop? He sold you redbull at 1 quid.he bought it for 50p.
#jussayin

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@theemyagrace @4zeem Little secret.Everything you buy from someone is bought cheaper by them.

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@theemyagrace Word!!

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@jk_rowling Abso-bloody-lutely!! I just cannot understand how he is blatantly getting away with acting like this? #beggarsbelief #haveaword #seriously

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@jk_rowling I have whiplash after watching this.Constantly shaking my head whilst repeatedly chanting "No no no" ��