Shazza

I'M TOO YOUNG INSIDE TO BE THIS OLD!!! Sorting the mess since 78! Single mum of 2 kids, be honest, upfront and make me smile.... It's all I ask.

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

Calm an chilled... Calm an chilled... Ah fuck it! Gimme a beer!!!

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

Wait so is the new rule “Follow your instincts”? Hold my beer.

[☽ @probablylame]

I don't care who was before me, as long as I know there's nobody during me.

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

England playing is like the Queen's speech at Christmas. You only put it on because you think it's rude not to! #bored #missingeastenders

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

Things I hate - men and buses! Neither come when I bloody want them to!!

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

Lmao!! https://t.co/WfmBuTvvzO

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

Day of it!!! Is this week done yet lol! #lotterywinpls

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

hahaha still relevant! http://t.co/hs3sZhy5Al

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

hahahaha! http://t.co/kGdVvURIXt

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

hahaha love this photo! http://t.co/2e63aYa1We

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

@booboos24 @Hollyoaks @kira_vince EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKS!!! #lovethis

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

hahahaha - a year on an I haven't changed! http://t.co/tSznKSjryN

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

awesome! my handsome boy :-D http://t.co/X48uGUqH8g

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/SiB9QiLIg5

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

Turning round to "Mum I'm a, sausage" haha this girl's nuts! http://t.co/EN9Dt134Gy

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

cutie :-) http://t.co/AmaqIsrRiD

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

My kids are snoring, sprawled out an even slightly dribbling an oh my god I could not love them more!! #cuties #biglove #plsdontwake2early

[Shazza @Shazzuki]

@ArgosHelpers thanks - not mad at Argos, not their fault. Plus got me out of ironing bedsheets haha :-P