Masab Junaid

Food and Travel, home is what I carve for.

[Masab Junaid @shazzz96]

UPI spent 6 years saying ‘Scan & Pay.’ Now it’s apparently ‘Scan, Pay & Support the Ecosystem with a tip.

The real irony?
The government spent 6 years convincing everyone to leave cash behind - only to make the digital alternative start looking like a toll road.

#UPIPayment

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Apparently, the plan was to send a message to Syria and accidentally CC Turkey.

#Syria #Turkiye #MiddleEast #Geopolitics

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Air India safety manual, Page 1: 'If the plane drops 300 feet, just pretend it's a feature, not a glitch - Who needs turbulence when the pilot brings his own trip?"

#AirIndia

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If deflecting accountability and barking at the opposition were Olympic sports, these prime-time anchors would be drowning in gold medals.

#Godimedia

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Andhbhakts don't need facts, logic, or basic economic reality when they have pure, unadulterated copium piped directly into their WhatsApp groups.
Imagine having a mind so open that your brain completely fell out.

#NEETProtests

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Inflation? Unemployment? Nah. Tonight on Nation Wants to Know: 'Did the neighbor's dog bark in anti-national?

#Godimedia

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Future doctors learning how to operate under extreme pressure, corrupt systems, and zero accountability—sounds like the government is just giving them a realistic head start on how Indian healthcare actually works!

#NEETProtest2026

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Dharmendra Pradhan's seat is safer than a NEET question paper.

#NEETProtest2026

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" Spain plays actual football, while Argentina is busy playing diplomatic defense for war crimes. Easy choice today. 🇪🇸>🇦🇷"

#Fıfaworldcup #VamosEspaña

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"It’s fine. Football is a British invention anyway. We prefer ancient, sophisticated sports. Like... complaining."

#Egypt #Argintina #Fifa2026