Scott Brody

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Hangovers Installed and Serviced

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@paulapoundstone The original lost in space, where the Jupiter 2 was launched in 1997?

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@WillClark22 The swing and the swagger are legendary. Arguably unsurpassed in MLB history.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@DemolitionRanch Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train. When I was feeling near as faded as my jeans.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@thegrandtour He’s not running away. He’s running towards responsibility.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

I have a hatchet you can borrow. Sadly, it’s in San Francisco, and you’re not. Enjoy your manliness.

[B.Long @Mister_Long]

Our small appliance broke. I just took it apart and (i think) fixed it, rather than adding to the disposable society and replacing it. Feeling extra manly. Should probably go chop wood or something.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@transitapp when I got on the bus there was no crowding, but it filled up over a few stops. Is there a way to let the app know that?

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@usacurl there is no USA Curling beanie for sale on your website. Whoever is responsible should be forced to lay on the ice in the house during practice.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@Wendys Curse you and your compellingly effective social media marketing. #NationalRoastDay

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@annieshomegrown I know that. I always knew that. The point is, my niece will need this to be explained when she sees the box and asks “Why don’t we have the right Mac & cheese?” Some kids have issues if their vegetables aren’t cut in the right shape. Your rebrand isn’t going to help.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@annieshomegrown I’m guessing your focus group didn’t have many 5 year olds. Who wants to come explain to my niece that it’s the exact same product?

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@annieshomegrown

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@JohnCleese And that he expected the Spanish Inquisition.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@RichardCheese @mistererickson @RichardCheese I’m so old I once caught a CD you threw into the crowd at the Red Devil lounge in SF.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@peterhartlaub Did you weigh it when you got home? My record is walking 45lbs from the Bay St. TJ’s up Mason past Green.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@ChrisWarcraft Rather an erudite reference for Twitter. Well played.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@ruhlman between the winter climate and the political climate, tonight was a night for soup. Your onion soup. Wrong bowl and keto bread, but it’s hitting the spot.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@BankoftheWest can you recommend a good credit union so I can replace you?

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@MJMcKean Read that as Bob Mackenzie. Space toques for everyone, eh!

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@Mister_Long Monocalcium Phosphate, Whey, Glycerin, Salt, Cellulose Gum, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Sorbic Acid and Potassium Sorbate (to Retain Freshness), Xanthan Gum, Barley Malt Extract, Corn Grits, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Enzymes, Yellow 5, Red 40.

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@Mister_Long Bleached Enriched Wheat Flour [Wheat Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate (Iron), Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid], Sugar, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Animal and Vegetable Shortening (Tallow, Hydrogenated Tallow, Cottonseed Oil, Mono and Diglycerides,

[Scott Brody @shbrody]

@Mister_Long Polysorbate 60, Soy Lecithin), Eggs, Water, Dextrose, Contains 2% or Less: Calcium Carbonate, Calcium Sulfate, Agar, Disodium Phosphate, Locust Bean Gum, Modified Corn Starch, Corn Syrup Solids, Soy Lecithin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda, Corn Starch,