Scoot

He/Him ~ AKA Scotter Potter Dirty Water~ 25 Years Old ~ Just my constant outward flow of garbage -3 IQ thoughts

[Scoot @shcollin101]

Please dont ever like any of my tweets.

[Scoot @shcollin101]

Rotating in the shower like a $4.99 Costco rotisserie chicken

[Scoot @shcollin101]

They call me the loss leader the way i draw in shoppers

[Scoot @shcollin101]

Narrowly avoided getting pooped on by a crow twice during lunch. He spared me, we’re cool like that

[Scoot @shcollin101]

Please god, this was my favorite one

[Uncle Al @TheUncleAlShow]

I have just one wish

[Scoot @shcollin101]

@hythIodaeus I feel like old men who cycle are trying to prove something

[Scoot @shcollin101]

As a Mawile fan… yeah…… 🥲

[Mr. Fortree @WeSpikeANDSpin]

"The game doesnt have abilities"

[Scoot @shcollin101]

My mom trying to tell me that crows are evil while i watch her beloved humming birds attack each other at a feeder with more than enough space for all of them

[victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

watching anime on my flight but shaking my head every time theres fan service on the screen so that people know i dont agree with it

[Scoot @shcollin101]

Saying something looks like poop:
boring 💩👎🙅‍♂️
Saying something looks like poop from a butt: incredible hilarious funniest thing ive ever heard 😂🤣😭

[Scoot @shcollin101]

Probably my favorite Hasan clip

[Casually Explained @CasuallyE]

I still watch this daily

[Pint 🔥 @PintLive]

truly one of the greatest patches ffxiv has ever received

[Scoot @shcollin101]

I need this to be real so fucking bad you dont understand

[Code Lyoko RESURGENCE @CodeLyokoRES]

The NEW and OFFICIAL ILLUSTRATION of Code Lyoko Resurgence is HERE!

"The world must be saved one last time...
Even if it means losing it all."

#codelyoko #codelyokoresurgence

[Scoot @shcollin101]

At least critical role is good tho 😌

[Scoot @shcollin101]

I saw someone say telling someone to watch critical role is the dnd equivalent of telling someone to watch one piece, and honestly yeah.

[Scoot @shcollin101]

Fossil fighters gijinkas in my feed in the year 2025 is crazy. Im so hype

[村氏 @mula_reviver]

重い

[Scoot @shcollin101]

@hythIodaeus Wow thanks! 😁💜

[Scoot @shcollin101]

Is it weird that if someone feeds me french fries while im driving i say thank you after every fry?

[Scoot @shcollin101]

@gucciigalaxy French fries are always something to be thankful for 🙂‍↕️😤

[Scoot @shcollin101]

@gucciigalaxy Thank you, this is reassuring.