Ally Salort

Storyteller at heart, college student by circumstance. Turning real-life chaos into stories, jokes & sarcasm. 🫠

[Ally Salort @she_allyluve]

Isme imagine kya Krna tha 😐

[Basanti @whimsicalcohol]

Imagine loosing contact because of ego and then never talked again.

[Ally Salort @she_allyluve]

Im literally the fuddu girl in my ridiculously talented family 🥲

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Typa shii I do instead of finishing my assignment 🫠

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If I gave u chocolate or candy u BETTER appreciate it cuz u don't understand the amount of self control it took for me not to eat it

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@whySnigdha

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@Ayyo_Prem Ohh Noicee

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Accenture m refferal mila h

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🇺🇸 : he is leftist
🇮🇳 : dhruv rathee k videos s orgasam leta h

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@Phunsukwangduji yeahhhhh 😍

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@uffyebanda S***de

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i slept for 5-6 hrs on the night of 10th and it’s 12th now and i still can’t sleep even before that i went 2 days without sleep and now i’m feeling low but neend nahi aa rahi :(

[Ally Salort @she_allyluve]

Typa shii I do instead of finishing my assignment 🫠

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give me 10 reasons to support congress, cjp or any other opposition party except Prashant Kishor I already support him

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@Alreadysad__ 😭😭😂

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@lionel10______ Good idea

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naa kanjak m baithne ko milta h na mandap m baithe ko mil raha :(

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meri puri insta feed bengoli reels s bhar gyi h ab mujhe bhi kolkata jana h

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@bhaveshb2005 same here

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@pushkar_risbud hnji

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pink rock salt khate h ig but mere ghr pe woh bhi manaa kr diya 😭 ab 10 days kaise rahungi main 😭

[Ally Salort @she_allyluve]

eating aluu chaat jo vart m khate h without salt acha nhi lg rha 😖