Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
That feeling when your girlfriend from high school finally gets engaged.
I used to tell myself: Andrew, it’ll be ok. She wasn’t right for you.
I just hope her husband isn’t some handsome buff football player.
@HannahDCox I knew changing my name after marriage was going to be a headache so I didn’t do it. (I do love my husband very much regardless of taking his last name or not)
colin is ridiculous tbh in 24 hours, he ruined her proposal, chased down her carriage, confessed his feelings, compromised her, proposed, announced engagement to family, shouted at and defended her against her mother, bought her a house, took her virginity and got her pregnant.
Y’all know this means we gotta watch it on the 31st as a family for this exact reason now right?
Because we’ll never get to watch this on the 31st anniversary on October 31st EVER again 🎃🔥🙂↕️