shea roper

[alex brasky @alexbrasky]

Hailee Steinfeld>Taylor Swift

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

We are currently living in a timeline where women can be thrown in jail for having an abortion, but seven men who gang rape a woman only have to write an essay to “think about what they did”.

[Nicole Collier @NicoleCollier95]

Countries with “official state-run media”:

1. North Korea
2. China
3. Cuba

[Alessandra Biaggi @Biaggi4NY]

Certainly the FUCK not

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This photo is the reason women cover their drinks

[Mike Bundt @Mike_Bundt]

This is my new happy place!

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Josh Allen chewing on a smelling salt? Yeah this game's over 😭

[Circling The Wagons Podcast @CTWpod]

Me seeing DJ Moore go down

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills. Go Bills.

[NFL UK & Ireland @NFLUKIRE]

That laugh from Josh Allen 😂

[Joe Brady @CoachJoeBrady]

1-0.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

JOSH ALLEN FINALLY BEATS THE TEXANS IN HOUSTON, WHERE HE WAS 0-4. MVP PERFORMANCE VS NFL'S BEST DEFENSE. SUPERMAN TO THE SUPER BOWL! I GOT THE BILLS WINNING THE AFC. WHAT A START.

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (MAGA!!!), RETAKE CONGRESS “FOR THE PEOPLE”, AND SAVE DEMOCRACY. NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS — CERTAINLY NOT THE “SELF-PROCLAIMED” MASTER DEALMAKER DONALD “TACO” TRUMP (TINY HANDS) WHO MISSED “THE DEADLINE” AND LOST (SAD!). PEACE THROUGH MAPS — NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. I AM THE “PEACE TIME” GOVERNOR NOW, STOPPING “POLITICAL WARS” BEFORE THEY START. HARMONY, UNITY, EVEN LOVE. THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN THIS AWARD TO LESSER PEOPLE FOR MUCH LESS. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, ACTUALLY EARNED IT. THE WORLD WILL BE SAFER, KINDER, AND FRANKLY MORE “BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF MY MAPS. GIVE GAVIN THE NOBEL, MANY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump wants to eliminate vote by mail.

Gee, I wonder why.

[Harvard University @Harvard]

“No government—regardless of which party is in power—should dictate what private universities can teach, whom they can admit and hire, and which areas of study and inquiry they can pursue.” - President Alan Garber https://t.co/6cQQpcJVTd

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"I did not think he would get this authoritarian this fast." @jonstewart on Trump's refusal to return Kilmar Abrego Garcia from El Salvador

[erb @bentleyliz2]

nothing says protecting mother earth like wasting an obscene amount of resources to send celebs into the air for 13 seconds!

[John Oberlin @OMGno2trump]

My vote for tweet of the day.