Ese Babyyy🌻

..relatable retweets..

[30 @iluvguapppp]

Grateful to have experienced the Trace Urban,Channel O and Mtv base era yoh😭❤️

[5FITCEO @5FITCEO]

I might get unfollowed for this, but I must say it...

Jesus Christ is King, He died, He rose again, and He is coming back.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Funmi Ojo, Cosmetic Scientist. @YourCosmetist]

Ghana also had a Fulani herdsmen problem until they banned open grazing btw.
It just took one executive order.

But sure, let us “play politics” our way into terror and famine.
It’s only a matter of time.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear Apple,

Please make it easier to delete contacts. Having to go into each contact & select edit then scroll to the very bottom is actually very annoying & tedious.

Sincerely, Every iPhone User.

[🇵🇸Mr. lil harlow & the big steppers⛷️ @Nore_MCC]

How it feels like being a fan of Drake, Kendrick, & J Cole without taking sides

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

real academic pressure is when ur parents don't pressure u at all...they just trust u and that is exactly why u CANNOT Fail.

[c | domtop ilya apostle 🇵🇸 @makemegentle]

not only did london go through all four seasons today i think we invented a couple more

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

[‘Malesehlana @tumii_x]

No amount of workload will stop me from taking my 1h lunch break😭✋🏾

[Perry @perrygoodmusic]

2019 introducing us to rema, fireboy & joeboy

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Can someone please explain how people manage to get 8 hours of sleep, hit 10,000 steps, go to work, attend appointments, clean their house, exercise, spend time with family, and still have time for hobbies? When I work 40 hours a week, it just seems unrealistic.

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

Nobody’s really calling out how MTN might be ripping people off… I’ve noticed my data finishes way too fast even when I barely use it. So I bought 10GB, turned off my mobile data immediately, and switched to WiFi. Just 2 hours later, I checked my balance and somehow I was left with 6GB… how does that even make sense? Everyone don see Nigerians finish because we always take everything and adapt 🤦‍♂️