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@smellagillis lord have mercy

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@cowboyKal3b I remember my bird of the day the day I installed the app was a Merlin and I just had to stare at it for 10 seconds to process the confusion

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@chadthonyy went to cozy-ville and everyone knew you

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@emodenim just don't whistle at night

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this highlights the discrepancy between the pop culture idea of "love" and actual true divine Love that doesn't mean you continue to let someone walk all over you. True Love is a choice, not a feeling.

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

All love is conditional. Even your parents will disown if you cross a certain line. The idea of unconditional love is unrealistic.

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@lildalliance yeah im a lot less terminally online ever since I started only allowing myself to scroll if I create something of equal or greater value to what I consume so I have no idea

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gen z men are so afraid of the implications of using the standard red heart emoji as a reaction like go off snow man emoji, I knew what you meant ❤️

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this is why locals hate SXSW...the parking garage next to my doctors office is normally 3-5 dollars for this long

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I wish nothing but the best for this guy. Reminds me of how often I got asked if I was gay simply because I was a guy that played the flute that was also comfortable in his masculinity 😭

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I just learned that everyone on here thought I was a girl :/ To clear things up: I’m a guy and I’m not even gay or feminine. I like stuff like fishing, skateboarding, and old trucks. I could grow a beard or mustache if I wanted to. My T levels are really good.

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"what's your love language?" nah dawg my language IS love

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@Rainerrhodes then they hit you with the "what's your most consequential piece of dad lore"

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@degromdotcom fair enough. honestly snl actors kinda sit outside time in my mental map of "generations" since I grew up with my (gen X) parents watching SNL my whole life

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@degromdotcom not to overanalyze but it's like a beautiful blend of gen-z humor with a millennial subject matter...I think the only thing that makes it "millenial" is the fact that the audio comes from Harry Potter and that Jimmy Fallon did it

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@smellagillis fem-on-femcel

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"Rules for thee, not for me!"

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dude who left their ghillie suit in the middle of guad 😭😭

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@_Phoenixblvck @Smillew_Rahcuef Yeah that was my impression. Thanks for clarification!

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@Smillew_Rahcuef @_Phoenixblvck Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think the meaning of "successful couples" here means a couple made up of people successful in their career. I think a better way OP could have worded it was "successful relationships."

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@smellagillis Andrea Tate

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https://t.co/rm6yWDSvz5