🚨The cat’s outta the bag… Purr in the Park is in just ONE WEEK
That’s right, the cats are back! If you’ve always wanted to catch a baseball game with a cat on your lap while eating a $2 hotdog and drinking a $2 beer, your super niche dream is coming true! 🐾⚾
anytime someone talks about "double texting" im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about
hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning
Having a cat is awesome I have this tiny little dude who is my best friend and he is small and cute and we hang out every day and sometimes he does funny stuff and when I’m sad he comforts me and he listens to me all day it’s really great I love him so much
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.