Sheananigans

a pretty, whimsical, aloof, real life cartoon character (she/her)

[Sheananigans @shealoving]

They all taught me pain

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[mays gilliam @djelzee]

realizing it’s wednesday and there’s no love island is the exact same feeling as pulling up to cfa on a sunday

[Sierra ⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @forthesignal]

can noah kahan please introduce every other artist to whoever designs his merch because it’s unmatched

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Sheananigans @shealoving]

I’d rather die than be 22 again

[Sheananigans @shealoving]

As a life long Yankees fan I might just have to switch teams

[Worcester Red Sox @WooSox]

🚨The cat’s outta the bag… Purr in the Park is in just ONE WEEK

That’s right, the cats are back! If you’ve always wanted to catch a baseball game with a cat on your lap while eating a $2 hotdog and drinking a $2 beer, your super niche dream is coming true! 🐾⚾

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

wine drunk doesn't even make its self known. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as f'ck.

[valentine @valawakened]

anytime someone talks about "double texting" im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

if it involves alcohol, sunshine or potatoes, i’m probably down for it

[Cale 🥬 @CaleCrypto]

The smartest and most attractive people are into pokemon

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Girl Geminis? Amazing, life of the party, my favorite people in the world. Male Geminis? Go to hell.”

- Billie Eilish to ELLE

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

IF YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO HOLD YOUR CAT BABY STYLE THEN WHY ARE THEY PERFECTLY BABY SHAPED

[☥ @rosiesrib]

bedrotting with ur cat is the closest to nirvana u will ever reach

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Having a cat is awesome I have this tiny little dude who is my best friend and he is small and cute and we hang out every day and sometimes he does funny stuff and when I’m sad he comforts me and he listens to me all day it’s really great I love him so much

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[trash jones @jzux]

i should be able to put my phone on Please Disturb mode so my friends know I want attention

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[Jay @SonOfJames32]

“Girl, fuck you” is gender-neutral.