doug

definitely not an alien •she/her

[doug @sheamuffin]

@covertgoblue Hmmm… seems familiar 😈

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@blakebandro 🙄🙄

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@whoahannahjo

[doug @sheamuffin]

tbh, ariana grande licking donuts and then serving them to the public because of her distain for america is kind of a vibe after the past 5 hellish years in this country

[doug @sheamuffin]

why is trying to get your car lined up at the car wash so embarrassing

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the legend herself

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today i was one of those old bastards who starts up their rider at 7:30am to mow the lawn and i liKED IT

[doug @sheamuffin]

also mentioning my riding lawn mower was definitely a flex

[doug @sheamuffin]

@creger_drew I always just wanna be like

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

There are 30m Black adults in the U.S. If you asked most people "how many receive cash 'welfare'?" what would they say? 10m? 5m? 10% (3m)? The answer is 135,000 (less than 0.5%). And most receive it for 6 mo or less. "Dependence" stereotypes are racist garbage.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Per VPC (2020), 92% of murdered women were killed by a man they knew. Of those, 63% were an intimate partner. 56% used a gun.

The number of US women shot and killed by a male partner was four times the total number murdered by male strangers using all weapons combined.

[doug @sheamuffin]

@perrieyikes Yes. My thoughts exactly

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@annie_the_spook Ok - so i’m not the only one!

[doug @sheamuffin]

Random thought: Did anyone else from a working class/low income family remember not having snacks in the house? Like, the food we had at home was just to make meals. We didn’t have potato chips, fruit snacks, cheese sticks, etc.

[doug @sheamuffin]

I remember thinking that someone must be rich if I went to their house and they had like little debbies and stuff... Even as an adult, I view having snacks at home as a luxury, I guess?

It’s also possible my mom was just weird and it had nothing to do with social class. 🤷‍♀️

[doug @sheamuffin]

@ThatRowanGirl Omg, this place is cursed! I actually didn’t cry but then i came outside and my car has a flat tire 🤪

[doug @sheamuffin]

Going to the Secretary of State

Here’s hoping i don’t cry like last time 😏

[doug @sheamuffin]

realizing that I am basically just the anxiety mosquito from big mouth

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

$934 billion defense budget...

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP