baby shea

shut up🪐🌸🌻🌿🍃🌱

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

dakota johnson and ellen denegeres.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

@BarackObama Political violence is never OK.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@JoeBiden 1. No you won’t.

2. You didn’t in your first term after making it a campaign promise, what makes you think you will now?

3. How do YOU plan to take them? Tough words from someone who’s one missed stair away from making Kamala the president.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

some random facts about movie co stars:

1) eminem taught brittany murphy how to flip off people on the set of '8 mile' because she was shy to be mean

[nermo @nermoeg]

hailey bieber pics taken by justin bieber
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[culture @notgwendalupe]

some fashion items in movies that i think about constantly:

1) sarah michelle gellar's gogo boots in 'scooby doo'

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[culture @notgwendalupe]

jack black supports a pregnant angelina jolie at the premiere of 'kung fu panda'

[JONETI @jarianaoutdid]

Justin and Hailey sharing the same brain

[πίστις ☯︎☾𖤓 @Themba_Taylor]

@SaycheeseDGTL Chicago needs the military as their Police

[maÿ🤎 @manicrapture]

Did yall know that the crew on the ship that crashed the Baltimore bridge is still on there? Like they can’t deboard bc of visa restrictions?!?!??

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me feeling bad for making someone who made me feel bad feel bad:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

cillian murphy giving his golden globes speech with lipstick all over his face from his wife kissing him? neeeed a real lover boy like that

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants