“i have a boyfriend” too easy to lie about. men will not care
“im not into dudes” alarmingly less effective than the bf one
“my boyfriend kills people & you have 30 seconds before he comes back from the bathroom” simple. effective. impactful
A true Texas legend, a pro champion and a three-time Olympic medalist.
What a ride it’s been for @catosterman! Have fun this weekend as you wrap up your career on your terms, and know how proud your Texas softball family is of the person you are and all you’ve accomplished! 🤘