She Bit Me First

Punk from London, England.

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@Gatwick_Airport look at this scammy, shit website we have to use to pay your dropoff charge

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Oh Twitter, you always sucked. Now you Xtra suck. #twitmusk

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@RichJuz I've seen you write "pump the breaks" a few times on Slate. Cars have brakes, dude ;-) Can't believe the editors keep missing it.

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Shit I just noticed that when we made a record and a video, we forgot to tweet about that too. Oops, sorry for the nearly 5 years of silence. The band is still a thing :-D

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I always hated Twitter. I tried to like it, but I failed.

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@upwork is a site run by badly-programmed bots. Don't bother signing up unless you've got a lot of patience and some time to waste.

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@tommytomlinson @TheAtlantic @AmyWeissMeyer @denisewills This was really moving - heartbreaking. All the best to you, mate, I hope you get where you want to go.

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@Slate cigarette ads. Haven't seen one of those for years. OTOH I guess it wasn't a big leap from camouflaged paid content to advertising cigarettes.

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@alexbarasch they shoved lemmings into the sea in Alberta did they? The Alberta sea?

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@JenAshleyWright I thought cats and dogs were the same species. Cats were girls and dogs were boys.

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We played some more shows, but I forgot to tweet about them. Failing at social media, but with the dignity of indifferent neglect. We should probably tweet about the shows, though.

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I would just like to state, for the record, that we did not purchase any fake followers. All of them were free, and at least some of them are real, I think.

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When I'm at the restaurant, I see the sashimi, and I'm singing

Hey!
Man!
I love the pieces of salmon!

We cool @FooFightersDave ?

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@JustinTrudeau as a Canadian abroad, one of the few places in the world I can't visit with my UK passport is CANADA. North Korea? No prob.

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@Orange_Band who's got Dec 28?

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First show in ages, first as a trio. Come and join us, headliners Orange (Cali), and more, tomorrow at @NewCrossInn https://t.co/qkuhOwbdGl

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@asda the prolonged and dire state of disrepair of your Roehampton self-checkout terminals ought to be an embarrassment to you

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Red Balls

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@theresa_may World has changed since Nov 8th. Call a general election. Campaign to cancel Brexit. Win with democratic mandate. Save us.

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@SarahBurris good one, explains why Trump looks down and sees ... YUGE hands, YUGEST ever. 12, 18 inches long at least.