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[LMPD @LMPD]

If you absolutely MUST go out:
Drive like your grandma is in the back seat.
Drive even slower if your grandma is actaully in the back seat.
Also, call her. She misses you.
Love you, Nana - hope you see this.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Da snow is falling and da cookies are calling.

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

Naturally. A girl’s gotta have standards.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

True

[maybe: clare @clur19]

wearing all my Christmas gifts at once

[Shrek @Shrek]

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Just realized John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have the same middle name

[Shrek @Shrek]

Hey now

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

coming down from my bubble before it was cool

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"

[Cracker Barrel @CrackerBarrel]

You probably don't want us anywhere near a remodel

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

do u peel ur McNuggets or are u normal

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

7 year old me at a mcdonald’s

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

WE ARE SO READY

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

couldn’t tell u if i tried

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

How about this logo?

[Sheboyardee @sheboyardee]

Yasss Ms Now

[Pop Base @PopBase]

MSNBC is being rebranded to MS NOW.

The new acronym stands for ‘My Source (for) News, Opinions (and the) World.’

[Sheboyardee @sheboyardee]

the life of a showgirl 💫

[Shrek @Shrek]

The Life of a Showgirl 🧡

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

came back from my study abroad in mcdonaldland with a Grimace accent