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Musings from a hobby farmer. I refuse to hire any help for my 7-acre farm. I love creating Jib-Jabs. My iPad doesn’t leave my side. Carbs are my life!

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For lunch we had poop on a stick and jello with mandarin oranges.

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Is it cheap? Alright, there’s the big one.

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I’ll probably have to get rid of my yaks this fall. Well, I’ll put ‘em in the freezer.

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I’m eating my apple crumble from church. It’s okay. I’m not an apple crumble guy but I’m not complainin’.

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6 months ago I went and replaced all the batteries on my fart machine but I haven’t been in the correct social context.

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I don’t think you realize how much I’ve been drinking.

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Give me your 12 largest watermelon.

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Wow. I get so thirsty on these summer days.

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When I stop watching YouTube roll me up and put me away.

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She married this old duffer in her eighties and one day he proclaimed, “She’s losin it!”

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If Elena would stop getting her teeth fixed I could get some hearing aids.

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I do all my work laying down. One of my yaks could’ve gored me in the butt already. She’s just playing but she’s got horns and she is strong.

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It doesn’t bother me to stay home by myself. I tell jokes to myself. To me: Shang-ri-la.