Rocketicgoat

[anya @the_pelumi]

talking to a casual and she tells me she hates messi

i ask her why

“he cheats. i saw it on instagram.”

what has my beautiful game become

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@GalsonHM Niesamowite jest to jakie ty codziennie kocopoły pierdolisz XDDD. Dobrze ci ziomek napisał.

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@Tonifdz2003 @BarcaSiempree_ @RealBetis @Raphinhalover69 @FCBarcelona @LaLiga You might want to read the new spanish tax authority report

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@SWE_AFC @YDBMonre @coldpalmer123 @RzultaM @Thiago_LFC6 @Oliver12034727 @fcb_elias1

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@YDBMonre @coldpalmer123 @RzultaM @Thiago_LFC6 @Oliver12034727 @SWE_AFC @fcb_elias1 got pocketed for 90 mins and scored a tap in in the last few minutes LMAO

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@Mativxonn joga finito

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@ar1_zzzzzz @fcbtulip knee discomfort

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@EmpireFaIls @ManMilk2 0 and below - cold, water freezes
0-9-cold
10-18-cold a bit
18-25-warm
25-30 hot
30-35 very hot

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@erimbathilange @FCBswishh @igorbunk @crtfydyapper not charged + dortmund 16/17 dortmund 17/18 bayern 2017,2024, juventus 2017, shakhtar 2016 and the list goes on

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@erimbathilange @FCBswishh @igorbunk @crtfydyapper Guess who is supposedly not paying the refs, yet has dozens of matches with controversial ref decisions benefiting them, mostly in highest tier competitions like ucl. While the team that supposedly pays the refs only has a few matches like that, most explainable. Ironic isnt it?

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@erimbathilange @FCBswishh @igorbunk @crtfydyapper ironic how after these words you robed elche and only drew

[Berneese @theberneese]

Bellingham I’m sorry you can never be him

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@newreyreal2 @BouafifNour we seen that before

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Appreciation post for Wojciech Szczęsny

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@DrinkAriZona #AriZonaIsTheOnlyLemonadeThatMatters

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@kravter80 @Tom86Bombadil @Majsterinio1337 @Em1is1ia @jack__sparrow5 na takich często jest pętla, a ważąc za mało by ją cofneło i musieliby ją wyciągnąć

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@pritzz7111 @backendoc Ofc a madrid fan

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@Thomas23353301 @Thinkwert Ride a good full suspension for some time and you will think all other bikes are shit,

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@travis_conno Hopped in the Bronco, skrrt off like OJ

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

When you turn 18 society asks young men to pick one of these two as their role models.

If these are the only two forms of masculinity available to us I am straight up killing myself