Sheddz1

A mom who's intelligent, creative and ambitious, quietly rebellious, boringly organized, a slave to the clock and a creature of habits

#RetweetsNotEndorsement

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It's OK to live a life that others don't understand

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I hate this #SafaricomApp

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@Emma999Too So I can't use any other network to transact on this new Safricome app? @Safaricom_Care
Even Wi-Fi refuses and says they can't find my number.
Ni mbaya...

[Sheddz1 @sheddasheddz]

✨ ADONAI ✨
Impossible is nothing when God is everything.
When the path seems blocked, He makes a way.
When strength runs out, He renews it.
When the world says, "It can't be done," Adonai says, "Watch Me."
ADONAI
Impossible is Nothing
#FaithOverFear #Adonai #GodOfTheImpossible

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@Emma999Too So I can't use any other network to transact on this new Safricome app? @Safaricom_Care
Even Wi-Fi refuses and says they can't find my number.
Ni mbaya...

[Sheddz1 @sheddasheddz]

Introduced Dawa? Where were you in 2009... coz that when I first had dawa at a restaurant. It's been there

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

Do you guys take this liquid they've introduced in Restaurants called DAWA?

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We need to hear more positive stories about airport workers. I love this

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road.
Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me.
I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy.
The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.”
I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point?
Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.”
Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie.
Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life.
I got to the gate completely out of breath.
The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.”
People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead.
I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.

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@IamAtanga @KeruboSk This comment right here!!!. 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

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@Safaricom_Care You know very well you app doesn't allow screenshots. 🙄

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This new safaricom app is acting up sana. Ama it was a scheduled maintenance?
@Safaricom_Care
@SafaricomPLC

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@ayielar Haki... mpaka I'm like..... what's in it for this nail tech??? They're my nails.
Solution is cutting them to your desired length before you leave the house

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@ignyharaz2 And God knows the number of times I've missed that ka exit...

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@KE_MrBlack Wueh. Near death experience tbh...
I don't wanna see this thing.

[Sheddz1 @sheddasheddz]

Watching #SurvivorNZ Ssn2 and I loooove Adam. Much as he is gunning for Dave (I love Dave), I think Adam is a breath of fresh air. Very opinionated, a truth slinger with a huge heart, and quite honestly, he is just himself.

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@onjolo_kenya Can we allow people to be?
I'm not advocating for consumerism, but I will speak the English language proudly, loudly, and fluently. ONLY God knows how the Marakwet language has not helped me this far. Only my mother knows how she struggled to pay fees for me to learn English. Aii

[Sheddz1 @sheddasheddz]

I'm finding this new safaricom app very unfriendly. I've encountered so many challenges I'd rather they downgrade me to the previous. Anyone who can finish this message? I'll be grateful 🙏
Cc @Safaricom_Care
Cc @SafaricomPLC

[The married man @marriedmn]

I've been married 15 years. Still married because we treat these like law:

• Bed is for sleep and sex only
• No phones in bedroom
• Kids asleep? We talk. 5 mins or 3 hours. Doesn't matter. We talk
• Pray together before sleep
• We eat every meal together
• No screens when eating
• And we never, and I mean NEVER criticize each other in public

Your marriage is your son's blueprint, and your daughter's standard.

Make sure you lead at the front and everyone will follow.

[Phannie A. Kwegah 🇰🇪 @MissKwegah1]

Why do you drink alcohol??
Can you not take tea?

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@jmusyoki231 @polo_kimanii And his Tubuya 😄 🤣 😂

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@lady_valor_07 Thank God for Normalcy, because what is this chaos we are living in (with)?????

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@BrianOpangao Sadly, Kenyans thrive in chaos. They don't want that.