Shelby Lusk

Not interesting

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

I am a fucking catch.

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

I am this 👌🏻 close to losing it and becoming feral.

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The pet pages I follow on FB really get me in tears.
**~unfollows to stay emotionally unattached to the world~**

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

It’s been 9 months since my last tweet. Fortunately, I haven’t reproduced. Nothing else to report. 🫡

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

I forgot twitter existed until I watched the most hated man on the internet

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I made ONE joke about being preggo and my phone has decided I need 492,282 pregnancy ads a day.

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

Not the homeless guy’s dog and my dog bonding.

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Everything, and I mean ~everything~ is funny to me after I’ve been drinking. Idgaf if you don’t feel the same.

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

My great aunt is on Facebook now and her comments/posts are worse than any boomer meme you could imagine.

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You ever wonder if cameras and mirrors are lying ass bitches and you’ll never know how you really look to others?

...yeah me either 🧐

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

*buys things to feel better*
Bank account: 😟

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

My current apartment complex can’t even use proper grammar in their “daily news”

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

When my friends want advice about guys I always wonder;
1)Why ask me? - I’ve been single for years bc I make bad decisions.
2)What about my life makes you think I have it all together. Is it because I don’t deal with bullshit?

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

I am immediately attracted to any man who accepts my weird words and reciprocates in their own way. 11/10 for this guy.

[Shelby Lusk @sheebahh]

I either get 2-3 hours of sleep or 13. There is no in between.

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This dog got anxiety and, honestly, I deserve that. But my plants didn’t deserve to die.

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I’m happy people think I’m training for these Spartan races but I really don’t. I’m not lying about Taco Bell.