Theo James’ Prosthetic

screaming outdated bravo opinions into the abyss

[William Medina @mrwilliammedina]

Robyn came in this season with the BIGGEST storyline in most recently years and completely dropped the ball.

She is the biggest dud I’ve seen in recent years on the housewives.

How she fumbled this season is beyond me. I think the producers are tired of this failure to launch.

[amy @bergeambe]

When men ask what I can bring to the table, I'm saying, "chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery"

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Phaedra at the breakfast table after murdering someone the night before

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The original Traitors round table if you really think about it

[𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐢 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧 ☭ @WhoopiGagberg]

“Let me check you again” OH!?

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

I think it‘s sick of her to wear a headband the day after Parvati was banished. Distasteful and sick.

[macklin @saintmacklin]

Everytime I open Peacock it tries to get me to watch Oppenheimer… girl I am here to watch Couple to Throuple please be serious

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Today protesters delivered 300 pounds of crap to Nancy Pelosi’s house, demanding that she cut the shit and stop arming Israel.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it's me who needs to drink out of a soggy paper straw to reduce my carbon footprint

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

Roses are red
Violets are blue

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

The thing about Fred Armisen in a wig is… those aren’t characters at all to me… These are real women and I feel like I know them… their stories matter

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

Megan Thee Stallion appears to throw jabs at Nicki Minaj in her new song “HISS”.

“Don’t be mad at Megan, be mad at Megan’s law.. I don’t even know what the problem is but I guarantee y’all don’t want me to start”

Megan’s law is what requires sex offenders to register. Nicki Minaj’s husband and brother are registered sex offenders.

[Alex @aaferiat]

Sorry but an #RHOSLC reunion is no longer going to cut it… I need an Oprah special on Monica at this point.

“Were you Reality Von Tease or were your Reality Von TEASED?”

[cole @juul_survivor]

Me to Santa

[Housewives Fanatic @hwivesfanatic]

Never forget. December 24, 2017.

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Me picking my own gift in the white elephant

[CDC Director @CDCDirector]

Virus season is here! Hear the latest. https://t.co/4jNWBWWzzl