Schwap Lord 400

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

One day I hope we can fully investigate the power of the human tongue, and realize its true evolutionary powers. There’s something spectacular going on in your mouth, I just know it!

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

The tongue is such an interesting muscle. Looking past the tremendous ability it gives us with speech, it is so damned technical. Playing instruments, tying a cherry stem, even intimate acts🫦, the tongue amazes me everyday…

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

Damned right I’m gonna claim the intersection. I’m gonna claim it hard as fuck!

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

Watch how fast LeBron goes shiny✨ bald after he retires🤔

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

Our thumping engines came to a halt and we entered the fast service resturaunt. Knowing that we would roll the dice on a cheap meal and a great time. Another memory for the books with my brother. (Based on true events)

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

After 20 miles in the 86 degree April sun, I locked eyes with my brother as we approached the plazas. A slight nod to each other answered the heavy question that had been weighing on our shoulders. We made the next left and parked our Harley Davidsons on the asphalt at Taco Bell,

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

I need a mustache 4 my car #samelliot

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

Throw a coney on #snappy

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

Chalk talk #billiards

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[snail no. 63859927492974820187492 @snailsmack]

My mind is a prison

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

People drink water like it’s milk #swig

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

Don’t make me turn up like shaq in ‘ere #babyshaq

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

Shout out Newark airport.. hooked me up with the pretzels even tho they weren’t supposed to��� #blessup

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

Yo Orlando airport..where the auntie Anne’s at?? Imma need some #pronto

[Schwap Lord 400 @sheeeeen0]

On my 3rd #budlight Goodmorning Orlando