NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.
Obessesion had me clenched grasping on to my girlfriend letting out mini screams. The girl next to me was crying at the end of the movie inside of her boy friends shoulders. 10/10
when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant "obliterate" until one day my dad yelled at me for saying "we got sodomized out there" after the orioles lost a playoff game
Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.
I worked as key grip on Mandorian & Grogu. Pedro was a real gem but Grogu…yeesh. Late to set, constantly on coke, harassed the female crew, and would sneeze all over crafty. Never meet your heroes.
Last 2 nights across EDC I’ve had a reoccurring dream that they’re giving away free matzo ball soup with no lids at the festival and it’s either spilling in my back back or leaked into my camel bak… Is this a bad omen? Only time will tell @EDC_LasVegas#edc