Jack

The only thing better than cheese is melted cheese

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

You ever forget you have clothes in the dryer and keep resetting it so they don't come out wrinkled and re do the process over 6 days?

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

“I want [teams] to really fear coming into @TheGarden and we gotta build that.” - Coach Fiz on playing at the Mecca.

📽: @GetUpESPN

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

@OddWolfRyan Sure you don’t mean Chris Duhon?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Forget finals. It’s Cinco de Drinko, not Cinco de Thinko. Get turnt, not learnt. Merica.

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

@OddWolfRyan 😎

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

@bengibson1994 😍😍😍

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

Honestly all I want rn is Cracker Barrel

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

If you don’t get the chills as soon as you watch this you have no soul https://t.co/K3ys0wJ1zg

[klara @zarastaylor]

A choir of 1000 people performing a tribute to Avicii last night in Stockholm is just breathtaking

[New York Giants @Giants]

Welcome to the #NYGiants, RB Saquon Barkley!

#GiantsPride #NFLDraft

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

@bengibson1994 Why do I need a backpack?

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

Nothing more frustrating than a candle that doesn’t burn evenly

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

@bengibson1994 I’d rather have that than an uneven candle

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

@bengibson1994 Like what?

[New York Mets @Mets]

Comeback complete! We rally for 9 runs in the 8th to beat Washington. #MetsWin

Box: https://t.co/RZcdvY3CZC

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kylo. He just had his very first checkpup. Good boy levels off the h*ckin charts. 13/10 would noggin pat

[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

@bengibson1994 You’re from Rochester. Why you sayin that word

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

The most impressive par you'll see today.

#QuickHits

[Zain @ThisIsNotZain]

JERSEY SLANG

You good = Are you ok?
You good = You are ok.
You good = How have you been?
You good = Stop talking to me!
You good = You're welcome.
You good = No need to say sorry.
You good = You need some money?
You good = Did you get enough?

I see you sounding it out

[New York Mets @Mets]

Just a friendly reminder:

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[Jack @sheehamsandwich]

@bengibson1994 Did you just retweet your own tweet from 2 years ago