Thee Natty Girl

Twin mom

[Thee Natty Girl @Sheehraw]

There you go....

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Let me see those dreadlocks.

Anyone?

[randoms @sensibleyaps]

overheard a friend wishing his gf "happy burger day", after the call ended i asked him "is it burger day today?" and he goes "no i send her burger every month on her first day of periods so it is OUR BURGER DAY."

just another day couples around me making feel single. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Manigga wote wametesa madem hupewa 1st borns wasichana.🤣🤣

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

This brilliant student had to diee for Americans. As Marco Rubio said, “Americans must be protected by all means.”

He was killed in protection of the US Ebola Facility.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Dates are always given by the Court.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

I was equally shocked to learn that the net minimum wage in France is
KSh 215,752 per month!
The French people are indeed suffering more than us!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Paisy @paisylynn]

My sister had a baby while still living at home, and my dad was so mad.

At the time he owned a power saw, so every night around 1 a.m he'd start it outside the house just to wake the baby up. 🤣🤣

[I am Chege @_James041]

There was an anti finance Bill warm up protests today in the Nairobi CBD.

#RejectFinanceBill2026

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

On 18 May 2026, Kenyan police shot dead 20 people for protesting against the fuel price hike. Here are their names:

#RutoStopKillingUs #HakiSasa #JusticeNow

1.⁠ ⁠Macmillan Mukuru Mwangi, 17 years old, killed in Thika, Kiambu County.
 2.⁠ ⁠Kelvin Muriri Mutie, 18 years old, killed in Githurai, Kiambu County
 3.⁠ ⁠Allan Odhiambo, 19 years old, killed in Busia, Busia County
 4.⁠ ⁠Prudence Imali, 20 years old, killed in Marurui, Nairobi County.
 5.⁠ ⁠Shadrack Onyango, 20 years old, killed in Busia, Busia County.
 6.⁠ ⁠Githinji Wambui, 21 years old, killed in Thika, Kiambu County
 7.⁠ ⁠Joseph Mwangi Kariuki, 26 years old, killed in Nyeri, Nyeri County.
 8.⁠ ⁠Joseph Kiarie, 28 years old, killed in Kasarani, Nairobi County.
 9.⁠ ⁠Tifas Wanjala, 29 years old, killed in Kiambu, Kiambu County.
10.⁠ ⁠John Kangethe, 30 years old, killed in Thika, Kiambu County.
11.⁠ ⁠Frederick Odhiambo, 30 years old, killed in Busia, Busia County.
12.⁠ ⁠Martin Rigii, 32 years old, killed in Kiambu, Kiambu County.
13.⁠ ⁠George Njuguna Kamau, 32 years old, killed in Dagoretti South, Nairobi County.
14.⁠ ⁠James Osambo Okhelo, 40, Busia, Busia County.
15.⁠ ⁠John Paul, Age Unknown, killed in Nairobi, Nairobi County
16.⁠ ⁠Harrison Karanja Njeri Age Uknown, Killed in Naivasha, Nakuru County
17.⁠ ⁠David Chege Wanyoike, Age Unknown- Killed in Naivasha, Nakuru County
18.⁠ ⁠Derrick Peter Machanja, Age Unknown, Kakamega, Kakamega
19.⁠ ⁠Unknown male killed in Naivasha, Nakuru County.
20.⁠ ⁠Unknown male Nakuru, Nakuru County

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

Since WSR became president, being a Kenyan has felt like being stuck in an endless loop of the 5 stages of Grief.

[Billy @MwangiHub]

BREAKING NEWS! The SHA website has stopped working, months after Gachagua predicted it would collapse.

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

My friend blocked me after this conversation. 😭

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

No one talks about the surge of anger you get while walking behind a slow person in CBD.

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

The CEOs of KCB and Cooperative Banks see this as a bad joke.

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

We're going to have to go back to visiting each other and drinking coke with biscuits like our parents used to do.

[Lagertha @TreasonousBabe]

It really shows that you have no idea what a feminist is or what they are fighting for.

Rest

[MOgada @m_ogada]

The intellectual bar in the tourism sector is so low that for a them to reject a civil servant on grounds of incompetence, he must be a prokaryote

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Guys have been struggling with one box of gloves since morning yet the governor is flying to watch the world cup opening ceremony.

What is this country bwana?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

We know & we don't care. We are supporting local content creators.

[Thee Natty Girl @Sheehraw]

@ceraliza Aaaaawwww 🤣🤣😍😍😍

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

if i cut you off, your success later won't make me regret it. win all you want! you're still not someone i want in my life.